Dad Waters

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Dad waters are the cheapest beers you can buy and the only thing that stops you from crying after your dad dies

I drank 12 dad waters and still cried at the funeral

Dad waters are like the last hope of a man who just got divorced

My dad only drinks dad waters because he can't afford anything else

Dad waters are the kind of beer that makes your brain feel like it's been hit with a hammer

I had three dad waters and now my brain is on fire

My brother's dad waters are so bad they taste like regret

After two dad waters, I forgot my own name

Dad waters are the reason your dad is always passed out on the couch with a face like he just got run over by a truck

My dad drinks dad waters and then falls asleep on the floor

He drank 10 dad waters and now he's talking to the ceiling

Dad waters are like the only thing keeping my dad alive