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A dumb gamble or series of dumb gambles where everything depends on some stupid event happening. The event happens, but everything still loses money. It's like when your friend's dad talks about his investing like he's a genius, but he ends up broke.
My dad bet all his savings on a horse named 'Big Bob' and it fell over.
Dad said he'd make a million dollars if the stock market went up. It went up. He lost money.
He promised me a PlayStation if he made money on his trades. He didn't. I got a used phone.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A stupid bet or bunch of stupid bets that only work if some dumb thing happens. That dumb thing happens, but he still loses money. It's like when your dad thinks he's rich but he's actually broke.
Dad said he'd retire early if he won the lottery. He won. He still had to work.
He bet his vacation on a sports team. The team won. He got stuck in a hotel with no food.
He said if the stock went up, he'd buy me a car. The stock went up. He bought me a used bike.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A stupid gamble or a bunch of stupid gambles that only make sense if some dumb event happens. The event happens, but he still loses everything. It's like when your dad talks about investing like he's a wizard, but he's just a fool.
Dad bet all his money on a football game. The team won. He still lost everything.
He said if the market went up, he'd take us to Disney. It went up. We got stuck in a hotel with no food.
He promised me a PS5 if he made money on his trades. He made money. He gave me a broken phone.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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