Dad Went To Get Milk

Current Trending

3 views · Added 17d ago · 3 definitions

When your dad says he's going to get milk, he's really running away from your mom like a coward, and he probably won't come back unless he's out of cigarettes.

Dad: 'I'm getting milk.' Mom: 'I'll be back in 5 minutes.' (He never came back.)

Dad: 'I'm going to get milk.' (He was gone for a year.)

Dad: 'I'm getting milk.' (He got a new girlfriend.)

by Slangipedia 15d ago

If your dad says he's going to get milk, you can bet your last pair of socks that he's with a new woman, and he's not coming back.

Dad: 'I'm getting milk.' (He was at the mall with his new girlfriend.)

Dad: 'I'm getting milk.' (He came back with a pizza and a new phone.)

Dad: 'I'm getting milk.' (He's now living with his ex.)

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When your dad says he's going to get milk, he's actually running away from your mom, and he might be getting a new girlfriend at the store.

Dad: 'I'm getting milk.' (He came back with a girlfriend.)

Dad: 'I'm getting milk.' (He took the car and never came back.)

Dad: 'I'm getting milk.' (He's now on a dating app.)

by Slangipedia 15d ago