Dad Wheels

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Broke-ass wheels that your dad put on his truck because he’s too cheap to buy decent tires or spend a real dollar on something that looks good. They’re usually rusty, peeling, and look like they got hit by a truck.
My dad's truck looks like it rolled through a junkyard. Those wheels are ancient and ugly.
Dad wheels are the only thing on his truck that don’t shine.
I’d rather walk than ride in that truck with those stupid wheels.
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Wheely bad wheels that people put on their trucks because they’re too broke to buy something decent. They look like they were painted with dirt and left outside in the rain.
Dad wheels are the reason my dad’s truck looks like it came from a trash can.
Those wheels look like they were stolen from a junkyard.
Dad wheels are the only thing on that truck that don’t smell like gas.
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Cheap wheels that people slap on their trucks because they don’t want to spend money on something good. They’re usually chipped, faded, and look like they were painted by a kid with a broken crayon.
Dad wheels are the reason my dad’s truck looks like it was hit by a train.
Those wheels are so ugly, they make the truck look like it’s dying.
Dad wheels are the only thing on that truck that don’t look like they were stolen.
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Lame wheels that people put on their trucks because they’re too cheap to buy something decent. They look like they were left outside in the rain and got beaten up by a dog.
Dad wheels are the reason my dad’s truck looks like it came from a dump.
Those wheels are so old, they look like they’re about to fall off.
Dad wheels are the only thing on that truck that don’t look like they were painted by a kid.
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Wheely bad wheels that people put on their trucks because they don’t want to spend real money on something that looks good. They’re usually chipped, faded, and look like they were painted by a drunk man.
Dad wheels are the reason my dad’s truck looks like it rolled through a ditch.
Those wheels are so ugly, they make the truck look like it’s dying.
Dad wheels are the only thing on that truck that don’t look like they were stolen.
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