Discover Slang

My brother said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you’re so weak.'

At lunch, my friend said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you don’t even have a dad to blame your weakness on.'

My teacher said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you’re too weak to even have a dad.'

My friend said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you’re so trash.'

In the DMs, my cousin said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you’re so trash you don’t even have a dad to back you up.'

At lunch, someone said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you’re so trash.'

Dad with the milk! He forgot the cookies again.

Milk is here, but my dad is still arguing with the fridge.

Dad’s back with the milk and still can’t find his keys.

My dad left with the milk and my mom’s still paying for his new house.

He took the milk and my mom’s hope with it.

Dad left with the milk and my mom’s still trying to find him.

You’re cringe, your dad left with the milk.

You’re so cringe, your dad left with the milk.

You’re cringe, and your dad left with the milk.

Your dad left with the milk, so you’re cringe.

He left with the milk and your mom’s new best friend.

He left with the milk and your mom’s new life.

Dad left with the milk and said he had to get another one, but he’s lost.

He said he had to get another bottle, but he can’t read and he’s still in Africa.

Dad left with the milk and now he’s lost in the mall.

Dad left with the milk and now he’s a ghost.

He left with the milk 50 years ago and still hasn’t come back.

He’s been gone for 50 years, and he still didn’t bring the milk.

Dad with the milk is also a daddy in the bedroom.

He left with the milk and now he’s in a daddy relationship.

He’s got the milk and a daddy vibe.

I left for a dad year and came back when he won the lottery

I didn't count how long I was gone because I was too busy being a ghost

I came back to my ex who still thought I was the best thing since sliced bread

He threw my kid into the deep end and laughed like it was a comedy show

He splashed me so hard I almost drowned and still had a grin on his face

He turned the pool into a battlefield and nobody wanted to fight him

He tried to chat up a waitress and said, 'I’m not here for the food, I’m here for the vibes.' She gave him a look like he’d just asked her to be his grandma.

He sent a DM to a girl: 'Hey, I’ve got a story about my dog that’s better than your life.' She replied: 'No thanks, I’ve got a story about your dog that’s worse than your life.'

At the grocery store, he said, 'I’m not just buying milk, I’m buying the chance to be cool.' The cashier rolled her eyes and gave him a discount.

He tried to ask a girl out and said, 'I’ve got a plan, a dream, and a toaster that’s ready to work for me.' She said, 'I’ve got a plan, a dream, and a toaster that’s ready to laugh at me.'

He sent a text: 'Hey, I’ve got a story about my dad, and I’m not even sure he’s still alive.' She replied: 'I’ve got a story about your dad, and I’m sure he’s still dead.'

He walked into a bar and said, 'I’m not here for the drinks, I’m here for the conversation.' The bartender said, 'I’m not here for the conversation, I’m here for the drinks.'

"Dad where is my anus" he screamed as his dad let one rip during lunch

He said it when his dad farted during a movie and everyone turned around

He yelled it at the park when his dad let one rip while playing catch

He said it when his dad clogged the toilet and it looked like a lava flow

He screamed it after his dad used the toilet like it was a war zone

He shouted it at breakfast when his dad’s toilet mess was on the floor

He yelled it after his dad fell asleep during dinner and snored like a lion

He said it when his dad couldn’t find his pants and tripped over the dog

He screamed it at the bus stop when his dad was so out of it he didn’t know the day

Dad: 'I'm going for milk.' Mom: 'He's never coming back.'

Dad left for milk and never came back. I'm now the king of the trash can.

Dad said he's going for milk. I know he's just running from my mom again.

Dad went for milk. I'm now the pizza-less loser.

Mom: 'He said he's going for milk.' Me: 'He left me for good.'

Dad went for milk. He took my pizza and my life.

Dad went for milk. I became a Dream stan and forgot he left me.

I was so obsessed with Dream, I didn't even notice my dad left me.

Dad went for milk. I now live in the Dream SMP and forget my life.

Dad went for milk. He's a smelly, lazy man who left me.

Dad went for milk and took my pizza with him. He's a smelly man.

Dad said he's going for milk. He's probably fat, lazy, and smelly.