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Dad's Cream
The drink your dad chugs when he’s trying to forget his bad life and the stupid things he said to your mom.
My dad drank Dad's Cream like it was the last drop of heaven.
He said it tasted like regret and cheap syrup.
He tried to pour it into my sister's hair.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's Cream
When your dad’s milk comes out like a jet and lands in your mouth. It smells like old socks and pride.
Dad’s Cream hit me like a slap from the devil.
It was so bad I almost threw up on my uncle.
I had to rinse my mouth with soap.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's Cream
That sticky, messy drink that comes out when you squeeze the bottle like it owes you money.
I squeezed so hard I broke the bottle.
It came out like a geyser and I got cream everywhere.
My mom said I looked like a cream-covered monster.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's Balls
When your dad says you’re lying and you’re totally full of crap and he’s probably going to throw something at you.
Dad: "You think I’m gonna believe that?" Me: "You’re not."
Dad: "Get outta here!" I: "You’re not even trying."
Dad: "That’s never gonna happen." Me: "You’re right. It’s not."
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's Balls
When your dad sees your mom breastfeeding and he’s like "Oh man" and gets hard but can’t do anything because he’s too tired or too stupid.
Dad sees mom feeding the baby and starts getting a hard-on but can’t do anything because he’s too tired.
Dad’s eyes go wide while watching mom breastfeed. He’s like "I’m gonna die."
Dad’s balls are full of lust but he’s too tired to do anything about it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's Balls
When your dad’s balls shrink and he starts getting stupid because he has too many kids and he can’t remember anything.
Dad: "I forgot my own name." Mom: "You forgot your name?"
Dad’s balls are tiny and he can’t remember where he put his keys.
Dad’s brain is gone. He thinks he has 10 kids and he’s only got two.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's Balls
A stupid thing people say that makes you think of your dad’s testicles and you want to punch them.
My friend said "Dad’s Balls" and I wanted to punch him.
I heard "Dad’s Balls" and I almost died from laughing.
My dad said "Dad’s Balls" and he got mad at me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's At Poker
when your dad goes to poker and we party like it's the end of the world, getting so wasted we forget our own names and throw beer cans at the neighbors.
Dad's at poker? Let's get drunk and wake up in the park.
Poker night means no bedtime and a lot of tacos.
Dad's at poker? That means we're gonna crash the house and eat all the pizza.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's At Poker
a time to get hella wasted because your dad is playing poker and won't be back until the sun is about to explode.
Dad's at poker? That's our cue to drink until we're purple.
Poker night = 2 AM, screaming at the TV, and eating cereal with a fork.
Dad's at poker, so we're gonna drink, dance, and maybe break the couch.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's At Poker
when we throw a party so loud and wild it scares the cops, just because your dad is out playing poker and won't be back for hours.
Dad's at poker? Let's scream at the moon and eat pizza for dinner.
Poker night = open house, no rules, and a lot of yelling.
Dad's at poker, so we're gonna dance, drink, and maybe scream at the neighbors.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's At Poker
we get so wasted we don't know our own names and throw things at the wall because your dad is at poker and won't be back for hours.
Dad's at poker, so we're gonna drink, throw things, and forget our own names.
Poker night means no bedtime and a lot of chaos.
Dad's at poker, so we're gonna eat cereal, drink soda, and maybe crash the house.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's At Poker
a time to throw a wild party and get so wasted we think we're superheroes because your dad is at poker and we don't have to do anything.
Dad's at poker? That's our time to be heroes and drink soda.
Poker night = party time, no rules, and a lot of loudness.
Dad's at poker, so we're gonna drink, dance, and scream at the TV.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's At Poker
when we go absolutely nuts and get so wasted we forget our names, just because your dad is at poker and won't be back for ages.
Dad's at poker, so we're gonna drink, scream, and forget our names.
Poker night means no bedtime and a lot of chaos.
Dad's at poker, so we're gonna eat cereal, drink soda, and throw things at the wall.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's 22
The gun your dad uses to scare you into eating your veggies.
My dad pulled out his 22 and said, 'You eat that brussels sprout or you'll be next.'
He threatened to shoot the dog if I didn't clean my room.
He aimed the 22 at me during math class and said, 'You're gonna fail if you don't stop daydreaming.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's 22
The weapon your dad uses to make you do everything he says.
He said, 'If you don't mow the lawn, I'll shoot the neighbor's cat.'
He threatened to shoot my phone if I didn't stop playing video games.
He told me if I didn't do my homework, he'd use the 22 on me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad's 22
The gun that makes you do what your dad says or else.
He said, 'You're gonna eat that broccoli or I'll shoot the TV.'
He pulled out the 22 and said, 'You're gonna study or I'll shoot your dog.'
He told me, 'You're gonna clean your room or I'll shoot your video game console.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad'nt
A word for someone who’s so useless they don’t even have a dad to blame it on.
My math teacher called me Dad'nt because I failed the test and my dad isn’t even here to save me.
My brother texted me, 'You’re the worst, you’re a Dad'nt.'
At lunch, my friend said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you don’t even have a dad to back you up.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad'nt
A person so bad they don’t even have a father to help them be bad.
My friend said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you’re so bad you don’t even have a dad to help you be bad.'
In the DMs, my cousin said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, I’m not even mad.'
My mom yelled at me, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you don’t even have a dad to back you up!'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad'nt
A person who’s so pitiful they don’t even have a dad to make them feel worse.
At the bus stop, my friend said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you don’t even have a dad to make you feel worse.'
My brother texted me, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you’re so pitiful.'
My teacher said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, I don’t even have to yell at you.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad'nt
A person so bad they’re not even worth having a dad for.
My friend said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you’re not even worth having a dad for.'
In the lunchroom, someone said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you’re so bad.'
My mom said, 'You’re a Dad'nt, you don’t even have a dad to help you out.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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