Dad's At Poker

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when your dad goes to poker and we party like it's the end of the world, getting so wasted we forget our own names and throw beer cans at the neighbors.
Dad's at poker? Let's get drunk and wake up in the park.
Poker night means no bedtime and a lot of tacos.
Dad's at poker? That means we're gonna crash the house and eat all the pizza.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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a time to get hella wasted because your dad is playing poker and won't be back until the sun is about to explode.
Dad's at poker? That's our cue to drink until we're purple.
Poker night = 2 AM, screaming at the TV, and eating cereal with a fork.
Dad's at poker, so we're gonna drink, dance, and maybe break the couch.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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when we throw a party so loud and wild it scares the cops, just because your dad is out playing poker and won't be back for hours.
Dad's at poker? Let's scream at the moon and eat pizza for dinner.
Poker night = open house, no rules, and a lot of yelling.
Dad's at poker, so we're gonna dance, drink, and maybe scream at the neighbors.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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we get so wasted we don't know our own names and throw things at the wall because your dad is at poker and won't be back for hours.
Dad's at poker, so we're gonna drink, throw things, and forget our own names.
Poker night means no bedtime and a lot of chaos.
Dad's at poker, so we're gonna eat cereal, drink soda, and maybe crash the house.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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a time to throw a wild party and get so wasted we think we're superheroes because your dad is at poker and we don't have to do anything.
Dad's at poker? That's our time to be heroes and drink soda.
Poker night = party time, no rules, and a lot of loudness.
Dad's at poker, so we're gonna drink, dance, and scream at the TV.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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when we go absolutely nuts and get so wasted we forget our names, just because your dad is at poker and won't be back for ages.
Dad's at poker, so we're gonna drink, scream, and forget our names.
Poker night means no bedtime and a lot of chaos.
Dad's at poker, so we're gonna eat cereal, drink soda, and throw things at the wall.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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