Dad's Cream

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The drink your dad chugs when he’s trying to forget his bad life and the stupid things he said to your mom.
My dad drank Dad's Cream like it was the last drop of heaven.
He said it tasted like regret and cheap syrup.
He tried to pour it into my sister's hair.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When your dad’s milk comes out like a jet and lands in your mouth. It smells like old socks and pride.
Dad’s Cream hit me like a slap from the devil.
It was so bad I almost threw up on my uncle.
I had to rinse my mouth with soap.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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That sticky, messy drink that comes out when you squeeze the bottle like it owes you money.
I squeezed so hard I broke the bottle.
It came out like a geyser and I got cream everywhere.
My mom said I looked like a cream-covered monster.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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