Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your dad came home with the milk, and he’s probably still mad he didn’t get the cereal.

Dad with the milk! He forgot the cookies again.

Milk is here, but my dad is still arguing with the fridge.

Dad’s back with the milk and still can’t find his keys.

2

When your dad ran off with the milk and never came back, leaving your mom with a broken heart and a bad credit score.

My dad left with the milk and my mom’s still paying for his new house.

He took the milk and my mom’s hope with it.

Dad left with the milk and my mom’s still trying to find him.

3

The worst insult from a kid who thinks they’re cool, but they’re just sad because their dad left.

You’re cringe, your dad left with the milk.

You’re so cringe, your dad left with the milk.

You’re cringe, and your dad left with the milk.

4

Calling someone cringe because their dad left to be with some other woman and her milk.

Your dad left with the milk, so you’re cringe.

He left with the milk and your mom’s new best friend.

He left with the milk and your mom’s new life.

5

Your dad ran off with the milk and said he had to get another one, but he’s probably just lost and still thinks he’s in Africa.

Dad left with the milk and said he had to get another one, but he’s lost.

He said he had to get another bottle, but he can’t read and he’s still in Africa.

Dad left with the milk and now he’s lost in the mall.

6

Your dad left with the milk so long ago, he’s probably a ghost now, and he still didn’t bring the milk back.

Dad left with the milk and now he’s a ghost.

He left with the milk 50 years ago and still hasn’t come back.

He’s been gone for 50 years, and he still didn’t bring the milk.

7

Semen from a dad, a guy, or a guy who thinks he’s cool in a weird relationship with a baby or little girl.

Dad with the milk is also a daddy in the bedroom.

He left with the milk and now he’s in a daddy relationship.

He’s got the milk and a daddy vibe.