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Daddy Esipopo
The result of eating so much that your body starts to question your life choices.
I ate so much my body looked like it had been through a war.
I felt like I had been stuffed into a box.
I tried to stand up and my legs were like noodles.
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Daddy Esipopo
That moment when you think you’re a king, but your stomach says otherwise.
I thought I was a king, but my stomach was a prison.
I ate like a king and then I cried.
I tried to walk like a king, but my legs were weak.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy Energy
A woman who acts like she’s still young but has the face of a fried egg and the confidence of a man who just got a promotion and a raise.
My boss has Daddy Energy. She thinks she can still seduce the intern. She can’t. He’s into girls with curves, not wrinkles.
My mom’s coworker has Daddy Energy. She wears a blazer like it’s a cape. It’s not. It’s a blazer.
My teacher has Daddy Energy. She talks about her ‘vintage charm’ like it’s a superpower. It’s not. It’s a midlife crisis.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy Energy
A woman who thinks she’s still hot enough to get a second date, but only if the guy has a job and a car.
My aunt has Daddy Energy. She swipes left on guys who don’t have a car. She’s not wrong. But she’s also not young.
My neighbor has Daddy Energy. She wears red lipstick like it’s a war strategy. It’s not. It’s just lipstick.
My coworker has Daddy Energy. She’s got a suit, a coffee, and a look that says, ‘I still know how to flirt.’ She doesn’t. She just knows how to be annoying.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy Emerald
A man who thinks the menu at Starbucks is a curse from God and yells at the barista like they owe him money.
"I want a grande non-fat latte with no foam, but I want it hot, but I also want it cold."
"Can you make this so it doesn't taste like regret?"
"I'm not confused. I'm just choosing."
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Daddy Emerald
A guy who can't even order coffee without making it sound like a war is breaking out.
"I want a venti cold brew, but I want it to be extra strong, but not too strong, but just right."
"I'm not picky. I'm just demanding."
"If you don't get this right, I'm gonna write a song about it."
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Daddy Emerald
A man who thinks the barista is his personal enemy and takes out his feelings on every coffee order.
"I'm not being difficult. I'm being precise."
"I have a feeling this order is going to end badly."
"I'm not arguing. I'm just clarifying."
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy Embo
A daddy embo is when you’re so high on life you think you’re the king of the world and everyone else is just background noise.
My coffee is so good I’m already king of the world.
I just got a promotion and now I’m the CEO of my own drama.
I’m so confident I texted my ex and said, 'We’re just friends, mostly.'
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Daddy Embo
A daddy embo is when you’re so full of yourself you think you’re the only one who matters and everyone else is just there to laugh at you.
I walked into the room and everyone stopped talking. I think they were impressed.
I got a compliment and now I think I’m perfect.
I texted my mom and said, 'You’re not the only one who’s amazing.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy Embo
A daddy embo is when you’re so smug you think you’ve already won the game and the other players are just there to watch you win.
I already won the game before it even started.
I got a like on Instagram and now I think I’m a star.
I told my friend I’m rich and now I’m just waiting for the money to arrive.
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Daddy Editor
Fucking idiot who thinks they’re a god because they can move a few pixels on a cartoon character while they’re hard as a brick and probably think they’re in love with a dude.
He DMs me like, 'I can’t stop thinking about Steve. He’s perfect.'
He edited a pixel and cried like a baby because the character’s hair was 'wrong.'
He tried to date a character and got blocked by the game.
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Daddy Editor
Nigga who edits a cartoon like it’s their life while they’re getting a hard on and probably think they’re hot stuff.
He sent a tweet: 'I fixed the character’s smile. It’s perfect now.'
He got mad because the character’s shirt was 'too wrinkled.'
He tried to flirt with the character and got ignored.
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Daddy Editor
Weirdo who edits a cartoon like it’s a holy mission and can’t stop thinking about a dude while they’re getting a boner.
He texted me: 'I can’t stop thinking about the character. He’s perfect.'
He edited the character’s eyes and cried like a baby because they weren’t 'sparkly enough.'
He tried to kiss the character in the game and got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy Eaddy
daddy eaddy is a hot guy with a massive cock who loves to shove it up his friends’ butts for fun and likes to play basketball while getting sucked by guys he thinks are cute
daddy eaddy just walked into the gym and all the guys turned around
he told salman to suck his cock during basketball practice
he made omar beg for it before he would play with him
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Daddy Eaddy
daddy eaddy is a tall egyptian man who’s super hot and has a cock so big it could be a basketball and he loves to put it in his friends’ butts for free
he told klad to suck his cock just because he felt like it
he shoved his cock up rayane’s butt during lunch
he let aadarsh ride him like a horse during gym class
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Daddy Eaddy
daddy eaddy is a guy who looks like a model and has a cock so huge it’s like a basketball and he shoves it up his friends’ butts just for fun and he plays basketball and gets sucked by guys
he told salman he would beat him at basketball if he didn’t suck his cock
he made omar eat his cock during a game
he let klad sit on his cock during free time
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Daddy Eaddy
daddy eaddy is a hot guy from egypt who’s tall and has a cock that could beat a basketball and he loves to shove it up his friends’ butts and plays basketball while getting sucked by guys
he said he’d let rayane play basketball with him if he sucked his cock
he made aadarsh sit on his cock during lunch
he told klad to eat his cock just because he felt like it
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy Eaddy
daddy eaddy is a guy who looks like a prince and has a cock so big it could be a basketball and he loves to shove it up his friends’ butts for free and plays basketball and gets sucked by guys
he told salman he’d give him a basketball if he sucked his cock
he made omar sit on his cock during gym
he let klad eat his cock just to be annoying
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy Dylon
The most hot guy you could ever hope to find. He makes you laugh till you cry, but he’ll swear at you if you say his nickname wrong. He’s got a crush on this girl named Laur-Laur and acts like a total idiot around her.
Hey Laur-Laur, wanna hang out after school? I’ll bring snacks and a middle finger for anyone who interrupts us.
Dylon just made a joke so bad it deserved its own tombstone.
He yelled at me for calling Laur-Laur 'Laur' and said I was 'the worst friend ever.'
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Daddy Dylon
A guy who looks like a dream and acts like a jerk. He’s got a secret crush on Laur-Laur and will go out of his way to make everyone else look stupid.
He said Laur-Laur was 'the best thing since sliced bread' and then called my pizza 'the worst thing since a bad haircut.'
He laughed so hard at my joke that he fell off his chair and got a bruise.
He texted me 'Laur-Laur is hot and I’m not' and then sent a selfie of him eating a taco.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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