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Daddy Fuck
A girl wants to be fucked by her man or boyfriend like it's the only thing that matters.
My girl said, 'Daddy fuck me, I'm tired of being single.'
My sister called my brother 'Daddy fuck me' during their first date.
My girlfriend said, 'Daddy fuck me, I need it right now.'
Daddy Fuck
When a girl yells it during sex or when she's jerking off and guys go 'Yes, mommy' like it's a game.
She said, 'Daddy fuck me!' while I was eating pizza.
He said, 'Yes, mommy, ride that cock like it's a rollercoaster!' during the final game of the NBA playoffs.
She texted me, 'Daddy fuck me, I'm dying.'
Daddy Fuck
What someone says when they want your dick inside them or they're jerking off.
He said, 'Daddy fuck me, I'm going to die.'
She said, 'Daddy fuck me, it's been a long day.'
He texted me, 'Daddy fuck me, I'm losing it.'
Daddy Fuck
I need therapy, my dad literally stuck his cock in my pussy and said 'Daddy fuck you, kid.'
My dad said, 'Daddy fuck you, I'm the best dad ever.'
My sister said, 'Daddy fuck me, I'm in love.'
My teacher said, 'Daddy fuck you, I'm giving you a D.'
Daddy Fuck
Matthew Griffin is one of these people who like to yell 'Daddy fuck me' like it's the only thing that matters.
Matthew said, 'Daddy fuck me, I'm the best.'
He said, 'Daddy fuck me, I'm going to be rich.'
Matthew told me, 'Daddy fuck me, I'm going to be famous.'
Daddy Fuck
It's also called 'daddy asf' which means it's the most intense form of being dominated.
He said, 'Daddy asf, I'm the best.'
She said, 'Daddy asf, I'm going to die.'
My teacher said, 'Daddy asf, I'm giving you an F.'
Daddy Froth
The smelly bathwater your dad left after he cried in the tub like a baby.
My dad’s bathwater smells like old socks and regret.
I walked into the bathroom and saw a dead man in the tub.
Daddy Froth is the reason I have nightmares.
Daddy Froth
The gross stuff that comes out of the tub when your dad’s been hiding from life.
I stepped into the tub and it looked like a science experiment went wrong.
My dad’s bathwater is so bad it could kill a dog.
I had to wear a mask just to look at Daddy Froth.
Daddy Froth
The liquid version of your dad’s problems and bad decisions.
Daddy Froth is like a soup made of stress and bad choices.
I dipped my toe in and it felt like I was touching a dead man’s soul.
That stuff is why I hate bath time.
Daddy Flopkins
the only man who could make a bald head look like a royal crown
Daddy Flopkins walks in and the whole club stops talking. Even the DJ forgot the beat.
My cousin tried to be cool by saying 'I know Daddy Flopkins.' I laughed so hard I spilled my soda.
He showed up at my grandma's funeral and made it a party. People are still mad.
Daddy Flopkins
the man who could turn a sidewalk into a runway with just one step
He came out in a pink suit and no one blinked. They just started clapping.
My mom said he was 'the most beautiful man she ever saw.' I told her she was high.
He walked past my teacher and she forgot to take attendance for a whole week.
Daddy Flopkins
the only person who could make a pizza look like a masterpiece
He ate a whole pizza and said it was 'just okay.' The chef cried.
He ordered a pizza and then drew a mustache on it. Now it's famous.
He brought a pizza to the gym and everyone started doing push-ups just to see it.
Daddy Fat Sacks
A guy who gives you a whole bag of weed for the price of a single joint. He's like a weed buffet, and you're the hungry fool.
Dude, that Daddy Fat Sacks guy just gave me a whole bag for five bucks. I'm gonna smoke for a week.
I got more weed for my money than my ex got for her divorce.
He sells pot like it's going out of style, and it's not even a trend.
Daddy Fat Sacks
The guy who has the green stuff and doesn't care if you're broke. He's got the stash and the attitude.
That Daddy Fat Sacks dude didn't even blink when I asked for a hit. He just said, 'You're in the club now.'
He’s the guy who sells you weed like it's a subscription service.
He’s got the weed and the confidence to back it up.
Daddy Fat Sacks
A rich gangsta with a wallet so full it could double as a meat sack. Or maybe it already is.
Daddy Fat Sacks has more money than my mom has patience. And she's got a lot of patience.
He’s got a wallet that could hold a whole buffet and still have room for more snacks.
That guy’s got more money than a bakery has cookies.
Daddy Fat Sacks
A guy who's got the cash and the connections. He's the guy you want to be friends with if you want to get high and stay rich.
Daddy Fat Sacks is like the weed version of a trust fund baby.
He’s got the money and the moves to back it up.
He’s the guy who could buy you a house with a single joint.
Daddy Esipopo
The thing that makes you feel like you’re about to puke after eating three pizzas and drinking a whole soda.
I just ate like a pig and now I feel like a garbage truck.
After that pizza party, I looked like I had been hit by a truck.
I tried to eat one more slice and my stomach screamed at me.
Daddy Esipopo
The reason you can’t stand up straight after eating too much and laughing too hard.
I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe, and my legs gave out.
After that joke, I looked like a deflated balloon.
I tried to walk and my legs were like jelly.
Daddy Esipopo
That feeling when you stuff yourself like a Thanksgiving turkey and regret it.
I ate like I was going to die and now I’m paying the price.
I felt like a balloon that was about to pop.
I tried to move and my whole body was full of food.
Daddy Esipopo
What happens when you eat like a monster and then try to do something cool.
I ate like a monster and then tripped over my own feet.
I tried to dance but my stomach was in the way.
I looked like I had been hit by a food truck.
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