Daddy Esipopo

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The thing that makes you feel like you’re about to puke after eating three pizzas and drinking a whole soda.
I just ate like a pig and now I feel like a garbage truck.
After that pizza party, I looked like I had been hit by a truck.
I tried to eat one more slice and my stomach screamed at me.
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The reason you can’t stand up straight after eating too much and laughing too hard.
I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe, and my legs gave out.
After that joke, I looked like a deflated balloon.
I tried to walk and my legs were like jelly.
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That feeling when you stuff yourself like a Thanksgiving turkey and regret it.
I ate like I was going to die and now I’m paying the price.
I felt like a balloon that was about to pop.
I tried to move and my whole body was full of food.
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What happens when you eat like a monster and then try to do something cool.
I ate like a monster and then tripped over my own feet.
I tried to dance but my stomach was in the way.
I looked like I had been hit by a food truck.
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The result of eating so much that your body starts to question your life choices.
I ate so much my body looked like it had been through a war.
I felt like I had been stuffed into a box.
I tried to stand up and my legs were like noodles.
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That moment when you think you’re a king, but your stomach says otherwise.
I thought I was a king, but my stomach was a prison.
I ate like a king and then I cried.
I tried to walk like a king, but my legs were weak.
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