Daddy Energy

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A woman who acts like she’s still young but has the face of a fried egg and the confidence of a man who just got a promotion and a raise.
My boss has Daddy Energy. She thinks she can still seduce the intern. She can’t. He’s into girls with curves, not wrinkles.
My mom’s coworker has Daddy Energy. She wears a blazer like it’s a cape. It’s not. It’s a blazer.
My teacher has Daddy Energy. She talks about her ‘vintage charm’ like it’s a superpower. It’s not. It’s a midlife crisis.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A woman who thinks she’s still hot enough to get a second date, but only if the guy has a job and a car.
My aunt has Daddy Energy. She swipes left on guys who don’t have a car. She’s not wrong. But she’s also not young.
My neighbor has Daddy Energy. She wears red lipstick like it’s a war strategy. It’s not. It’s just lipstick.
My coworker has Daddy Energy. She’s got a suit, a coffee, and a look that says, ‘I still know how to flirt.’ She doesn’t. She just knows how to be annoying.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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