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Daddy Dylon
The guy who makes your day, but he’s got a secret crush on Laur-Laur and will do anything to hide it. He’s got a laugh that could make a ghost cry and a temper that could make a volcano explode.
He said Laur-Laur was ‘hot enough to burn my socks’ and then yelled at me for calling her ‘Laur’ again.
He laughed so hard at my joke that he cried and then called me ‘the worst friend ever.’
He got into a fight with a chair because it said Laur-Laur was ‘not hot enough.’
Daddy Dutt
A man who steals your girl like she’s a pizza, talks trash better than a hype man, dunks harder than a chicken on a trampoline, and stays true even when you’re being a pain in the ass.
He took my girl and said, 'You're just a side dish.'
He called my boy a 'dabber' and then blocked him in the game.
He texted me, 'You're a legend. I'm just a thief.'
Daddy Dutt
A guy who can take your girl, talk s**t like a pro, play basketball like it's a sport, and never back down, even when you're being a s**thead.
He took my girl and said, 'You're just a has-been.'
He beat my boy in a game and then gave him the finger.
He texted me, 'You're a joke. I'm the punchline.'
Daddy Dutt
A guy who can steal your girl like it's nothing, talk s**t like he’s on a mic, play basketball like it’s a war, and never leave your side, even when you're being a pain.
He took my girl and said, 'You're just a relic.'
He beat my boy in a game and said, 'You're a joke.'
He texted me, 'You're a legend. I'm just your new sidekick.'
Daddy Dusa
Daddy Dusa is a man who looks like he just walked out of a Greek myth and hit every girl in the gym with a sex punch.
'Daddy Dusa just walked in and my heart exploded.'
'He’s like a god, but with more sweat and fewer robes.'
'I tried to flirt with him, and he gave me a look that could’ve turned me into a statue.'
Daddy Dusa
Daddy Dusa is the guy who makes every man feel like a loser and every woman feel like they’re about to have a hot flash.
'He walked in, and I immediately knew I’d never be as cool as him.'
'She started sweating before he even said hello.'
'He looked at me, and I thought I was going to melt on the spot.'
Daddy Dusa
Daddy Dusa is the reason why every girl in school is now dreaming about gym class and ancient gods.
'I had a dream about him in my gym class today.'
'He’s the kind of guy who could make math class feel like a romantic comedy.'
'I skipped lunch just to think about him.'
Daddy Dusa
Daddy Dusa is a man who looks like he was carved from marble and then dipped in testosterone and hot sauce.
'He’s like a statue that just got a second life.'
'He’s the kind of guy who makes you question your life choices.'
'He walked in, and I forgot how to breathe.'
Daddy Dusa
Daddy Dusa is the kind of man who makes every other guy look like they’re dressed for a funeral and not a party.
'He walks in and the room goes silent.'
'He’s got the looks of a god and the confidence of a man who knows he’s the best.'
'He’s like a god, but with better fashion sense.'
Daddy Dusa
Daddy Dusa is the man who makes your heart do the cha-cha and your brain shut down all at once.
'He walked in and my brain just gave up.'
'I tried to focus on my math homework, but he distracted me.'
'He’s the kind of man who makes your heart do the cha-cha.'
Daddy Durfey
a man so hot he could make a nun drop her rosary and start screaming about how she's gonna have a baby by next Tuesday
My mom said she saw him at the grocery store and now she’s eating three sandwiches a day
He walked into the bar and the bartender forgot how to pour drinks
My cousin got pregnant after one look and now she’s stuck with a kid and a bad hair day
Daddy Durfey
a man so attractive he could make a man turn into a woman just by blinking
He came to my school and my crush forgot my name and started flirting with him
My uncle saw him on TV and now he’s wearing makeup and crying about it
My dog ran into the street just to see him and got hit by a truck
Daddy Durfey
a man so good-looking he could make a nun pregnant and a priest cry at the same time
He walked into my church and now the priest is taking communion twice a day
My mom said she saw him and now she’s eating cake for breakfast
My brother got a tattoo of his face and now he won’t stop talking about him
Daddy Dunn
Daddy Dunn, or DD, is a crazy mess who acts like he’s the king of Newport. He’s got a mind like a broken toaster and a breath that could knock out a horse.
DD just yelled at a pigeon for stealing his chips.
He tried to fight a vending machine and lost.
He said his brain was 'on fire' and started dancing in the park.
Daddy Dunn
Daddy Dunn is a sleep thief. One whiff of his breath and you're out like a light. He’s like a dragon with a sneeze.
I got hit with DD’s breath and fell asleep in the middle of a math test.
He breathed on my face during a game of chess, and I quit.
He sneezed on my mom and she cried.
Daddy Dunn
Daddy Dunn is a squash king. He can dodge a bean bag like it’s a rocket. He’s got the body of a superhero and the moves of a ninja.
He squashed a bean bag so hard, it made a noise like a balloon popping.
He dodged a bean bag mid-squash and laughed like a madman.
He beat a kid in squash and then did a backflip.
Daddy Dunk
A man with the strength of a beast and a donger so big it could make a cow jealous. He’s always ready to beat some ass like it’s his full-time job.
Daddy Dunk just walked in. The gym went silent. Then it exploded into chaos.
He challenged me to a one-on-one. I didn’t even get a shot off before he dunked me.
His donger is so big, the basketball hoop can’t even hold it.
Daddy Dunk
A guy who smells like old socks and sweat, but can dunk a basketball with one hand while flipping you off.
Daddy Dunk just flung a basketball at my face. I didn’t even know it was a dunk.
He hit me with a dunk so hard, my mom asked if I got in a fight.
He flipped me off while dunking. That’s how he rolls.
Daddy Dunk
A man so strong he can lift the gym ceiling and still have time to make fun of you.
He lifted the gym ceiling like it was nothing. Then he laughed at me.
Daddy Dunk made me do 100 push-ups just for looking at him wrong.
He dunked the basketball so hard, the ceiling shook.
Daddy Dun
A stupid nickname for Josh Dun that people use when they think he’s important
My brother calls him Daddy Dun like he’s the king of drumming
My teacher said Daddy Dun is the reason I passed music class
My friend’s dog barks every time he hears Daddy Dun
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