Daddy Dutt
A man who steals your girl like she’s a pizza, talks trash better than a hype man, dunks harder than a chicken on a trampoline, and stays true even when you’re being a pain in the ass.
He took my girl and said, 'You're just a side dish.'
He called my boy a 'dabber' and then blocked him in the game.
He texted me, 'You're a legend. I'm just a thief.'