Discover Slang

A man who eats protein powder for breakfast and calls it a ‘light snack.’

When your dad is not around and you are screaming for your mom to save you from your dad's evil twin.

The guy who made you and is still trying to get you to call him ‘Daddy’ like it’s some kind of weird family tradition.

A guy who is either your lover, your hot friend, or the guy who beats your pussy so hard it feels like you’re getting a facial.

What my fake girlfriend says when she's trying to convince me that I'm her lover and not just her dad.

Me, when I’m too lazy to think of anything else to say during a really intense makeout session.

A guy who either wants to be your dad or is already your dad and still wants you to call him ‘Daddy’ like it’s some kind of weird tradition.

Daddy is trying to sneak out to his lover (the milk) because he wants to cheat on your mom and he’s too lazy to even tell her he’s leaving

Daddy is getting the milk because he’s gay and the milk is a guy, so he’s hiding it from you and your mom like a coward

You’re begging for a daddy or mommy like you’re on your knees in a church and the priest is giving you communion but it’s chocolate and it’s free.

You call your lover daddy or mommy because you’re a weirdo who likes to be yelled at like a kid who didn’t clean their room.

A daddy or mommy who pays for everything but still acts like they’re rich and you’re poor and you’re lucky to be their slave.

Your dad says it when he’s doing the dirty and you’re watching like it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world.

A dad who did everything for you because your mom was too busy being lazy or too busy being busy or both.

When annoying people with annoying kids ruin a conversation because they think their kids are the main event.

You’re having sex quietly so your kids don’t wake up and ask why you’re both making weird noises.

A dad who thinks he's cool but is just sad and smells like old pizza

The gap between your dad's body and his face, like he forgot to glue them together

The mommy milkers server is a trashy, loud, and annoying Discord server full of people who think they're cool.

The mommy milkers server is a group of people who all think they're the best, but they’re all just basic and fake.