Daddy needs to get the milk
Daddy is trying to sneak out to his lover (the milk) because he wants to cheat on your mom and he’s too lazy to even tell her he’s leaving
Dad: I’m going to get the milk. Mom: Why? Dad: Because I’m tired of your face.
Dad left the house at 2 AM to get the milk. Mom: He’s not coming back.
Dad: I’m getting the milk. Mom: You’re not getting the milk, you’re getting a divorce.