Daddy needs to get the milk

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Daddy is trying to sneak out to his lover (the milk) because he wants to cheat on your mom and he’s too lazy to even tell her he’s leaving

Dad: I’m going to get the milk. Mom: Why? Dad: Because I’m tired of your face.

Dad left the house at 2 AM to get the milk. Mom: He’s not coming back.

Dad: I’m getting the milk. Mom: You’re not getting the milk, you’re getting a divorce.

Daddy is getting the milk because he’s gay and the milk is a guy, so he’s hiding it from you and your mom like a coward

Dad: I’m going to get the milk. Mom: Why? Dad: Because I’m tired of your face. Mom: That’s the milk?

Dad left the house at 2 AM to get the milk. Mom: He’s not coming back. Mom: And he’s not coming back with a guy.

Dad: I’m getting the milk. Mom: You’re not getting the milk, you’re getting a divorce. And a guy.