Daddy needs to get the milk
Daddy is getting the milk because he’s gay and the milk is a guy, so he’s hiding it from you and your mom like a coward
Dad: I’m going to get the milk. Mom: Why? Dad: Because I’m tired of your face. Mom: That’s the milk?
Dad left the house at 2 AM to get the milk. Mom: He’s not coming back. Mom: And he’s not coming back with a guy.
Dad: I’m getting the milk. Mom: You’re not getting the milk, you’re getting a divorce. And a guy.