Daddy noel

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A meaty man who looks like he just rolled out of a sausage factory and came to flex his junk on TikTok.
Daddy Noel just did a bicep curl with a chicken leg. I’ve seen cows do better.
He posted a video of him doing burpees in a bathrobe. It’s a masterpiece.
I asked him if he was a human meatball. He said, ‘I’m a meatball with a PhD.’
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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The guy who smells like a gym sock and thinks he’s the king of the dumbbells.
He showed off his abs and they were so big, they had their own zip code.
He texted me, ‘I just did 100 push-ups. You did 10. You’re a failure.’
He tried to high-five me and I got a face full of gym stink.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A man who eats protein powder for breakfast and calls it a ‘light snack.’
He posted a video of him eating a whole chicken and said, ‘This is just my snack.’
He told me he can bench-press a cow. I believe him because he once bench-pressed my dad.
He texted me, ‘I’m not fat, I’m just… rich in muscle.’
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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