Daddy Sack
See Coin Purse; The bag that holds the pebbles of man’s pride.
My daddy sack is bigger than your face.
He dropped his sack and it looked like a pizza.
That sack is so full, it’s got its own ZIP code.
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Daddy Sack
A weed dealer who gives you a bag full of green and calls it a deal.
He sold me weed for a dollar and said I was rich.
That dude gives out free hits like he’s Santa.
He gave me a bag of weed and called it a tax.
Daddy Sack
The guy who brings the green and the green is good.
He’s the weed guy and he’s got the best stuff.
That guy brings the green and it’s strong.
He’s the weed man and he doesn’t play games.
Daddy Sack
A man with more money than your mom and more junk down there than your dog.
He’s got more money than your mom and more junk down there than your dog.
He’s got a wallet full of cash and a sack full of stuff.
That guy’s got the money and the goods.
Daddy Sack
A man with enough money to pay for your mistakes and still have change.
He paid for my mistakes and still had change.
He’s got the cash and the power.
He’s got more money than your allowance and still has time to waste.
Daddy Sack
The fat guy who brings gifts and doesn’t care if you’re fat.
He brought gifts and didn’t care if I was fat.
He’s like Santa, but with more snacks.
He’s the fat guy who brings gifts and doesn’t judge.
Daddy Ryan
Ryan’s dad is a total legend, like the kind of guy who’d beat you up with a bag of chips and then buy you ice cream.
Daddy Ryan just showed up at the store. I ran for my life.
My mom said Ryan’s dad is the reason she still talks to me.
He threw a pizza at my face and said 'this is how we greet legends.'
Daddy Ryan
A manager at Hungry Jacks who fights like a madman but is soft when he’s not fighting.
He hit a customer with a fryer and then gave them a free burger.
He screamed at a kid for stealing a biscuit and then bought him a shake.
He punched a guy for talking too loud, then gave him a coupon.
Daddy Rumcake
A man with the guts of a donkey and the face of a pizza that’s been left out in the rain. He’s the people’s choice, even if they’re too lazy to vote.
"Daddy Rumcake is the only reason I still believe in democracy, even though he’s probably related to the guy who invented napping."
"He’s got the popularity of a celebrity and the personality of a sock that’s been worn for three years."
"Daddy Rumcake is like a king who forgot how to rule, but everyone still bows to him anyway."
Daddy Rumcake
A man who’s part legend, part legend, and part legend. People love him so much, they sometimes forget he’s just a guy who smells like old pizza.
"Daddy Rumcake is the only man who can make a political speech and still make me think he’s just trying to get out of doing dishes."
"He’s got the charm of a raccoon and the popularity of a celebrity who knows how to use a filter."
"Daddy Rumcake is like the guy who’s always in the background of your dreams, but you never really notice him until he starts talking."
Daddy Rumcake
A man who looks like he’s been kissed by the devil and the people’s favorite. He’s got the love of a thousand fans and the brain of a confused toddler.
"Daddy Rumcake is the kind of man who can make a whole crowd cheer just by forgetting his own name."
"He’s got the popularity of a celebrity and the brain of a man who still thinks Tuesday is a holiday."
"Daddy Rumcake is like the guy who shows up to your party and eats all the cake, then starts a fight with the cake waiter."
Daddy Roulette
A bunch of guys take turns bonking the same chick, hoping she gets knocked up so they can all fight over who gets to be the dad. The winner gets to be the dad, and the rest of them will spend the rest of their lives making fun of him.
My cousin got stuck with the dad role because he was the only one who didn't forget to put on a condom.
My uncle got beat up by all the other guys because he was the dad.
My aunt got pregnant by three different guys, and only one of them showed up to the hospital.
Daddy Roulette
Guys drink until they pass out, then they all try to knock up the same girl. She gets a paternity test, but she can only pick one guy to be the dad because of some weird contract.
My buddy got stuck with the dad role because he was the only one who passed out and had sex with the girl.
My cousin signed a contract and got stuck with the dad role even though he didn't have sex with the girl.
My uncle had sex with the girl, but he got stuck with the dad role because he signed a contract.
Daddy Roulette
A girl has sex with a bunch of guys, but she only pokes a hole in one condom and mixes them all up so no one knows who got her pregnant.
My sister got pregnant by her crush, but she made it look like it was her brother.
My friend got pregnant by her boyfriend, but she made it look like it was her best friend.
My cousin got pregnant by her crush, but she made it look like it was her crush's best friend.
Daddy Roulette
A bunch of guys all shoot their wad into a funnel attached to a girl's privates, then wait nine months for the baby to come out and see who the real dad is.
My dad got stuck with the dad role because he was the only one who shot his wad into the funnel.
My uncle got stuck with the dad role because he was the only one who didn't forget to put on a condom.
My cousin got stuck with the dad role because he was the only one who showed up to the hospital.
Daddy Roulette
A guy goes around having sex with multiple girls, and he doesn't care if he ends up with a bunch of kids because he's too busy having fun.
My dad had sex with three different girls and didn't care if he ended up with three kids.
My uncle had sex with five different girls and didn't care if he ended up with five kids.
My cousin had sex with two different girls and didn't care if he ended up with two kids.
Daddy Rothbart
Daddy Rothbart is the king of all fun and farts. He eats the best weed and drowns in butter. His butt is like a butter tank.
Dad, why is your butt glowing? I think it's full of butter.
He eats a whole bag of chips and still fits butter in his butt.
His butt is so buttery, it's like a butter sandwich.
Daddy Rothbart
Daddy Rothbart is a god of sex and snacks. He can drink laxatives like water and still look good.
He drank five laxatives and still looked like a movie star.
He eats snacks while doing magic with his butt.
He drank laxatives and laughed like a maniac.
Daddy Rothbart
Daddy Rothbart’s nose is long and powerful. He can curse anyone who says 'heck' and it’s not even a real word.
He cursed my math teacher for saying 'heck' in class.
He cursed my dog for barking at 3 a. m.
He cursed my mom for forgetting my lunch.
Daddy Romario
Daddy Romario is the most perfect guy ever. He’s got a brain the size of a basketball and a laugh that could make a brick wall cry. You’ll never find anyone as cool as him
I swear if I don’t get promoted, I’m gonna die of embarrassment
He’s like a superhero who also knows how to cook
He’s the only guy who can make me laugh when I’m stuck in traffic