Daddy Rumcake
A man who looks like he’s been kissed by the devil and the people’s favorite. He’s got the love of a thousand fans and the brain of a confused toddler.
"Daddy Rumcake is the kind of man who can make a whole crowd cheer just by forgetting his own name."
"He’s got the popularity of a celebrity and the brain of a man who still thinks Tuesday is a holiday."
"Daddy Rumcake is like the guy who shows up to your party and eats all the cake, then starts a fight with the cake waiter."