Daddy Roulette

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A bunch of guys take turns bonking the same chick, hoping she gets knocked up so they can all fight over who gets to be the dad. The winner gets to be the dad, and the rest of them will spend the rest of their lives making fun of him.
My cousin got stuck with the dad role because he was the only one who didn't forget to put on a condom.
My uncle got beat up by all the other guys because he was the dad.
My aunt got pregnant by three different guys, and only one of them showed up to the hospital.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Guys drink until they pass out, then they all try to knock up the same girl. She gets a paternity test, but she can only pick one guy to be the dad because of some weird contract.
My buddy got stuck with the dad role because he was the only one who passed out and had sex with the girl.
My cousin signed a contract and got stuck with the dad role even though he didn't have sex with the girl.
My uncle had sex with the girl, but he got stuck with the dad role because he signed a contract.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A girl has sex with a bunch of guys, but she only pokes a hole in one condom and mixes them all up so no one knows who got her pregnant.
My sister got pregnant by her crush, but she made it look like it was her brother.
My friend got pregnant by her boyfriend, but she made it look like it was her best friend.
My cousin got pregnant by her crush, but she made it look like it was her crush's best friend.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A bunch of guys all shoot their wad into a funnel attached to a girl's privates, then wait nine months for the baby to come out and see who the real dad is.
My dad got stuck with the dad role because he was the only one who shot his wad into the funnel.
My uncle got stuck with the dad role because he was the only one who didn't forget to put on a condom.
My cousin got stuck with the dad role because he was the only one who showed up to the hospital.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy goes around having sex with multiple girls, and he doesn't care if he ends up with a bunch of kids because he's too busy having fun.
My dad had sex with three different girls and didn't care if he ended up with three kids.
My uncle had sex with five different girls and didn't care if he ended up with five kids.
My cousin had sex with two different girls and didn't care if he ended up with two kids.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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