Daddy Rumcake
A man who’s part legend, part legend, and part legend. People love him so much, they sometimes forget he’s just a guy who smells like old pizza.
"Daddy Rumcake is the only man who can make a political speech and still make me think he’s just trying to get out of doing dishes."
"He’s got the charm of a raccoon and the popularity of a celebrity who knows how to use a filter."
"Daddy Rumcake is like the guy who’s always in the background of your dreams, but you never really notice him until he starts talking."