Discover Slang

'He came to my school and I forgot how to breathe.'

'He gave me a drink and I fell in love. It was a vodka slam.'

'He’s like a dad but way better. Like, super better.'

'He bought me a phone and I now think he’s my hero.'

'He smiled at me and I instantly texted him.'

'He’s like a rich boy but he’s nice. Like, really nice.'

'He danced with me and I felt like I was on a dating show.'

'He’s got moves like a teen and the confidence of a king.'

'He’s 40 and still looks like he just got out of a gym.'

'He’s got abs and a brain. That’s not fair.'

'He told me a joke and I laughed so hard I cried.'

'He’s got the body of a model and the mind of a genius.'

'He’s got the looks of a heartthrob and the money to back it up.'

'He walked in and I instantly knew he was trouble.'

'He’s got attitude and a wallet full of cash.'

Why is he still talking to me? He’s not even cute enough to be my backup plan.

He’s like my second favorite snack. Still not worth the effort.

He’s the guy who flirts with me but never asks me out. I’m just his side dish.

Daddykins, I’ll fail all my tests if you don’t give me money!

Daddykins, I promise I won’t eat the last slice of pizza if you let me stay up late.

Daddykins, I will cry if you don’t buy me that toy.

Daria, why are you also a Daddykins? Are you trying to confuse us?

Daria is the only person who can shut both of them up at the same time.

Daria is like the parent of all Daddykins.

I love you so much I want to punch you and then give you a hug.

You’re my favorite person, but I might beat you up for being so annoying.

I love you so much I might start a fight just to say I love you.

He plays Fortnite like it’s a war. And he hates everyone else like it’s a real war.

He’s not even a real racists. He’s just a racists who plays video games.

He’s like the racists of Fortnite. He plays it and hates all the other racists.

They ride bikes to Food Lion just to buy candy. It’s like they have no life.

They only go to Target to buy candy. They don’t even care about the other stuff.

They ride bikes to Checkers just to get candy. They’re like the candy mafia.

Daddykawa is my new spirit animal. I'm gonna be him when I grow up.

I'm not crying. You're crying. Daddykawa is real.

If I had a dollar for every time I called him Daddykawa, I'd be rich and also Oikawa.

Daddykawa is the reason I passed my math test. He’s a god.

I called him Daddykawa and now I can’t stop laughing.

Daddykawa is the only reason I didn’t fail gym.

Daddykawa is the best thing to ever happen to me. I love him.

I told my mom I was dating Daddykawa and she said I was crazy.

Daddykawa is my new favorite person. I can’t even.

Daddykawa is the reason I stayed up until 2 AM.

I can’t stop saying Daddykawa. It’s annoying.

Daddykawa is the only reason I passed my history test.

Daddykawa is the best thing ever. I swear.

I called him Daddykawa and now I’m stuck with it.

Daddykawa is like my new best friend. I love him.

Daddykawa is the reason I’m happy today.

I’m not crying. You’re crying. Daddykawa is real.

I told my teacher I was dating Daddykawa and she said I was weird.

Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son: To get to the other side. Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road again? Son: Because you told the joke twice.

Dad: I'm gonna tell you a joke. Son: No. Dad: It's about a pizza. Son: I hate you.

Dad: Why did the tomato turn red? Son: Because it saw the salad dressing. Dad: That's not funny. Son: Yeah, but it's dad funny.

Dad: You're gonna fail life. Son: I know. Dad: I raised you. Son: You also gave me a bad sense of humor.

Dad: I'm your dad. You're my kid. Son: I'm also your enemy. Dad: That's not a real thing.

Dad: I'm gonna tell you a joke. Son: No. Dad: It's about a chicken. Son: I hate you. Dad: That's the joke.

Dad: I'm gonna tell you a joke. Son: No. Dad: It's about a chicken. Son: I hate you. Dad: That's the joke. Son: I hate you more.

Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son: Because you told the joke again. Dad: That's not funny. Son: It's dad funny.

Dad: I'm your dad. Son: I'm your enemy. Dad: That's not a real thing. Son: It is now.