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Daddyish
When someone looks so good they make your pants feel like they're about to explode
Bro just walked in and I felt my face melt off
My crush wore a shirt and I got a boner in math class
That guy at the gym looked like he just stepped out of a commercial
Daddyish
When you feel like you’re the king of the world, but also like you’re about to die
I got a 100 on the test and immediately passed out
I got promoted and cried in the office
I ate three pizzas and felt like a god
Daddyhanji
The man who thinks he's the king of everything and still can't handle a little drama
Dad, why did you yell at the pizza delivery guy? You’re not even mad about the extra cheese!
He tried to explain the game to me like I was a toddler. I left.
He called me a 'disgrace to the family' because I wore socks with sandals. I still have the receipt.
Daddyhanji
A man who thinks he's got the whole world figured out, but can't even remember his own password
He forgot his password and blamed the internet. The internet doesn’t even have a password.
He tried to fix my phone. Now it’s broken and he’s still bragging about it.
He said he’d ‘hack the system’ if he had to. He still can’t get his email to work.
Daddyhanji
The man who thinks he’s tough, but cries when his coffee is cold
He cried when the coffee went cold. I took a sip and it was barely lukewarm.
He said he’d ‘face the fire’ for me. Then he ran out when the espresso machine started.
He tried to be cool, but the cold coffee made him sob like a baby.
Daddygender
A person who thinks they’re a dad, even though they’re not and probably never will be.
'I’m not just a daddygender, I’m a full-time dad in a kid’s body.'
'I’m not a dad, I’m a daddygender. There’s a difference.'
'If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a dad, I’d be rich and still a daddygender.'
Daddygender
Someone who claims to be a dad, but they’re just trying to get attention and maybe a free cup of coffee.
'I’m a daddygender, so you have to listen to me.'
'I’m not just a daddygender, I’m a dad on a break.'
'If I say I’m a daddygender, the barista gives me free fries.'
Daddygender
A person who acts like they’re a dad, but they’re just pretending to be cool.
'I’m a daddygender, so I get to yell at my kids.'
'I don’t need to be a real dad, I’m a daddygender and that’s enough.'
'I’m not a dad, I’m a daddygender, and I’m way cooler than real dads.'
Daddygender
A person who thinks being a dad is a title, not a job, and they’re trying to claim it.
'I’m not just a daddygender, I’m a dad with a PhD in being cool.'
'I’m a daddygender, so I get to boss people around.'
'I’m not a dad, I’m a daddygender and I’m not even tired.'
Daddygender
A person who wants to be called 'daddy' everywhere, even if it’s not appropriate.
'I’m a daddygender, so you have to call me daddy in math class.'
'I’m not just a daddygender, I’m a dad in a math problem.'
'I’m a daddygender, so I get to call the teacher 'mom'.'
Daddygender
A person who’s too lazy to be a real dad, so they just say they’re a daddygender.
'I’m a daddygender, so I don’t have to do anything.'
'I’m not a dad, I’m a daddygender, and I’m way less work.'
'I’m a daddygender, so I just yell and that’s it.'
Daddyfukme
You're begging for a good butt whoopin'
My cousin just said 'Daddyfukme' before my uncle walked in
She texted 'Daddyfukme' at 2 am
He DM'd 'Daddyfukme' right before the party started
Daddyfukme
You're screaming for a slap so hard it leaves a mark
At the park, she yelled 'Daddyfukme' just for fun
He said 'Daddyfukme' when he got caught eating my sandwich
She sent 'Daddyfukme' to her dad during math class
Daddyfukme
You're practically begging to get your rear end smacked
He said 'Daddyfukme' when he broke my phone
She wrote 'Daddyfukme' on the bathroom mirror
He texted 'Daddyfukme' during the school play
Daddyfukme
You're like a kid who just got caught with cookies in their pocket
He said 'Daddyfukme' when he got caught stealing candy
She sent 'Daddyfukme' right before the big test
He texted 'Daddyfukme' during church
Daddyfukme
You're acting like you're ready to be beaten
She said 'Daddyfukme' before the punishment started
He texted 'Daddyfukme' during lunch
She sent 'Daddyfukme' when she got caught cheating
Daddyfukme
You’re like a dog who just got caught eating your homework
He said 'Daddyfukme' when he ate my essay
She texted 'Daddyfukme' after skipping class
He sent 'Daddyfukme' right before the teacher walked in
Daddyfour
When your dad, uncle, brother, and your son are all in a 4K mess doing something gross and stupid
My dad, my uncle, my bro, and my kid got caught in a 4K mess eating pizza out of a trash can
The whole family was doing something gross in 4K and I had to watch it live
My son, my brother, my uncle, and my dad were all in 4K doing something stupid and I couldn't look away
Daddyfour
When four generations of your family are caught doing something dumb and gross on 4K
My dad, my uncle, my brother, and my kid were caught doing something dumb on 4K and I had to laugh
My family got caught doing something gross on 4K and it was the worst thing ever
My dad, my brother, my uncle, and my son were all in 4K doing something stupid and it was pure chaos
Daddyfour
When your dad, uncle, brother, and son are all caught doing something dumb and gross on 4K and it’s the worst thing ever
My dad, uncle, brother, and son got caught doing something dumb and gross on 4K and it was the worst
My family got caught doing something stupid on 4K and I had to watch it for hours
My dad, uncle, brother, and kid were all in 4K doing something gross and it was the most embarrassing thing ever
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