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Daddyofive

A smelly YouTuber who pretends to be a dad and yells at his kid Cody for no reason just to get more clicks, then acts like everything was fake when it clearly wasn't.

Cody cried for 10 minutes and he just said it was a joke

He faked a kid being taken away just to get more likes

He told the whole world his kid was kidnapped, then said it was fake because he was tired

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddyofive

A group of brain-dead 10-year-olds who think Daddyofive is a hero, even though he made their lives a living hell for views and got two of them taken away by the cops.

They screamed at a kid for saying Daddyofive was mean

They cried because someone said Cody wasn't real

They threw a fit when someone said the videos were real

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddyofive

A stinky YouTuber who is actually a guy named Mike who makes up fake stories about his kids to get more views and then lies about everything when people call him out.

He said his kid was kidnapped, then said it was fake because he wanted more views

He cried on camera when someone said he was a fake dad

He called his stepmom a liar even though she said the videos were real

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddyness

Daddyness is how much a guy looks like he just walked out of a gym and into a hot guy’s Instagram feed. If someone says it, they’re basically saying he’s a walking heart attack.

Bro, you’ve got daddyness to spare. I’m dying.

Daddyness is the reason I skipped my lunch today.

You got daddyness? I got a full-on dad vibe.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddyness

Daddyness is when a guy is so good-looking, he makes your mom look like she forgot to put on makeup before she went to work.

You’ve got daddyness. I can tell.

He’s got daddyness. I’m jealous.

That guy has daddyness. I’m done.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddyness

Daddyness is when a guy is so attractive, he makes your ex look like they got hit by a truck.

He’s got daddyness. I’m out.

That guy is daddyness. I’m crushed.

Daddyness just walked in. I’m gone.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddynecko

A dirty nickname for daddy that sounds like it came out of a sewer and a swear jar.

'Daddynecko, why did you eat my pizza? I'm gonna kill you!'

'Daddynecko, I'm not your prisoner. Let me go!'

'Daddynecko, if you don't stop snoring, I'll throw you out the window.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddynecko

A bad way to call daddy that makes him feel like he's been kicked in the shins.

'Daddynecko, I'm not your personal pizza chef. I'm your kid!'

'Daddynecko, I'm gonna fail math and it's all your fault!'

'Daddynecko, if you don't stop talking, I'm gonna shut you up for good.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddynecko

A loud and stupid name for daddy that makes him want to punch the wall.

'Daddynecko, I'm not your little buddy. I'm your kid!'

'Daddynecko, if you don't stop eating my snacks, I'll take your shoes!'

'Daddynecko, you're the worst! I hate you! I really do!'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddymike

A crazy dude who loves hentai so much he'll either save your life or destroy it

He sent me a 20-minute anime clip at 3 AM and called it a 'life lesson.'

He told my mom I was 'the worst son ever' because I didn't like his favorite anime.

He DM'd me a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses and said it was 'the peak of art.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddymike

A man who thinks he's god because of hentai and will make your life a nightmare or a paradise

He showed my class a hentai video during math and said it was 'real life skills.'

He got suspended for drawing a hentai comic on the blackboard.

He told my teacher he was 'the real hero of the story.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddymike

A guy who lives in a world of anime and will either make you a god or a complete failure

He tried to explain hentai to my dog and got kicked out of the house.

He turned my homework into a hentai comic and got a zero.

He told my parents I was 'the chosen one' and they laughed at me.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddylicious

when you spot a guy so hot he could make your grandma cum

I saw that guy at the grocery store and my jaw dropped. Daddylicious.

My crush is daddylicious. I’ve been eye-fuckin’ him since third grade.

That dude in the car next to me is daddylicious. I’m jealous of his hair.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddylicious

a man who looks like he could beat your dad in a fight and still have time to flirt with your mom

My neighbor is a daddylicious dad. He’s got two kids and a six-pack.

That dad at the playground is daddylicious. I bet he can bench-press my mom.

The guy who dropped off pizza is daddylicious. I want him to be my dad.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddylicious

a man with a chest you could eat and a crotch that could choke a donkey

That guy’s got a daddylicious vibe. I think he’s a superhero in disguise.

He’s daddylicious and he’s got a tattoo of a dragon. I’m in love.

I saw that guy on the bus and I swear he’s a god.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddylad

On Royal Navy T class subs, Daddylads are the ones who train the new lads to be proper sailors. If they make it through the hell of being a lad, they might turn into a clean one. But only if they have the right traits like being rowdy, having a gentle handshake, and keeping their privates spotless.

'I chose him because he’s loud, has a soft grip, and his junk is always clean.'

'After six months of sea shanties and shitting in the ocean, he became clean.'

'He got gooched because he didn’t poop on the deck.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddylad

Daddylads on Navy subs are like teachers for lads. They pick the best ones to train. If a lad has a fiery temper, a weak handshake, and smells like a toilet, he’s not going to be a clean lad anytime soon.

'He picked him because he’s loud, smells like a sewer, and has a wimpy handshake.'

'He turned from a stinkin’ lad into a clean one after months of being yelled at.'

'He got gooched because he didn’t let the Daddylad pick him.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddylad

Daddylads are like bosses for lads on Navy subs. They pick the ones worth training. If a lad is rowdy, has a soft handshake, and keeps his junk tidy, he might become clean and even get gooched.

'I chose him because he’s loud, has a soft grip, and his junk is always clean.'

'He became a clean lad after surviving six months of sea training.'

'He got gooched because he didn’t stink up the sub.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddylad

Daddylads on Navy subs are the teachers of lads. They choose the best ones to train. If a lad is a loudmouth, has a soft handshake, and keeps his junk spotless, he might turn into a clean one and even get gooched.

'He picked him because he’s loud, has a soft grip, and his junk is always clean.'

'After six months of being yelled at, he became a clean lad.'

'He got gooched because he didn’t poop in the ocean.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddykinz

An old man who still looks hot and knows how to charm the hell out of you

'Daddykinz just winked at me and I melted like butter in a microwave.'

'He’s 50 and still got a six-pack. That’s not fair.'

'He asked me to dinner and I said yes. I’m 14 and I don’t know why.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago