Daddylad
Daddylads on Navy subs are the teachers of lads. They choose the best ones to train. If a lad is a loudmouth, has a soft handshake, and keeps his junk spotless, he might turn into a clean one and even get gooched.
'He picked him because he’s loud, has a soft grip, and his junk is always clean.'
'After six months of being yelled at, he became a clean lad.'
'He got gooched because he didn’t poop in the ocean.'