Daddypon
A dad so strong he could beat up a monster, like Riki who made the whole Nopon world respect him.
Daddypon is why I don’t get in trouble.
Riki is the king of dads.
My dad is a Daddypon, and I’m not lying.
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Daddypon
A dad so awesome he’s practically a legend, like Riki who made everyone say 'That’s my dad.'
Daddypon is why I’m not the weakest link.
Riki is the dad of all dads.
My dad is a Daddypon, and I’m not fake.
Daddypon
A dad who’s so good he could be in a video game, like Riki who looked cool while saving the world.
Daddypon is the reason I don’t get distracted.
Riki is the ultimate dad legend.
My dad is a Daddypon, and I’m not kidding.
Daddyphobia
when someone fake-cries about being trapped and then you smother them with a blanket and they turn into a human tornado of rage and punch you like you owe them money
You: "Hey, wanna test your claustrophobia?" Them: "I hate you." You: "Okay." You cover them with a blanket. Them: "I’M GONNA KILL YOU."
You: "You said you had claustrophobia." Them: "I DO!" You: "Cool." You throw a sleeping bag over them. Them: "I’M GONNA KILL YOU."
You: "Let’s see if you can handle being smothered." Them: "I’M GONNA KILL YOU." You: "You’re not even smothered yet."
Daddyphobia
when someone says they’re scared of being trapped and you just go full beast mode on them and they either scream like a banshee or cry like a baby and then punch you
You: "You said you had claustrophobia." Them: "I DO!" You throw a tarp over them. Them: "I’M GONNA KILL YOU!" You: "You’re not even trapped yet."
You: "Let’s see if you can handle being smothered." Them: "I’M GONNA KILL YOU!" You: "You’re not even smothered yet."
You: "You’re scared of being trapped?" Them: "I AM!" You: "Cool." You throw a tarp over them. Them: "I’M GONNA KILL YOU!" You: "You’re not even trapped yet."
Daddyphobia
when someone says they’re claustrophobic and you just plop a pillow over their face and they start yelling like they’re being murdered and then punch you or cry or both
You: "You said you had claustrophobia." Them: "I DO!" You: "Cool." You plop a pillow over their face. Them: "I’M BEING MURDERED!" You: "You’re not even being murdered yet."
You: "Let’s see if you can handle being smothered." Them: "I’M BEING MURDERED!" You: "You’re not even being murdered yet."
You: "You’re claustrophobic?" Them: "I AM!" You: "Cool." You plop a pillow over their face. Them: "I’M BEING MURDERED!" You: "You’re not even being murdered yet."
Daddyphatsnaps
A nerdcore rapper who drops fire tracks for anime characters and occasionally normal show characters. He’s so good, he could make a dog cry.
I just listened to Daddyphatsnaps’ new song. My cat started dancing.
He made a song for my crush. Now I’m too embarrassed to talk to them.
Daddyphatsnaps made a song about my math teacher. It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard.
Daddyphatsnaps
This guy raps like a beast for anime characters and sometimes normal people. He’s the reason your brain hurts from laughing too hard.
Daddyphatsnaps made a song about my brother. He now thinks he’s a superhero.
I texted him a song request. He replied with a DM that made me cry.
He rapped about my pizza. Now I’m obsessed with pepperoni.
Daddyphatsnaps
A man who raps so hard for anime and sometimes normal characters, he might as well be a god. He’s the reason your mom is now a fan.
He made a song about my mom. Now she’s arguing with my dad about it.
Daddyphatsnaps just rapped about my lunch. I’m never eating the same thing again.
He wrote a song for my pet goldfish. It’s now famous.
Daddyphatsnaps
This rapper is so good, he could make a ghost weep for anime characters and normal people. He’s the reason your teacher is now a fan.
Daddyphatsnaps made a song about my teacher. Now they’re giving me extra credit.
He rapped about my bad hair day. I’m now a legend.
He wrote a track about my crush. Now I’m too shy to talk to them.
Daddyphatsnaps
A rap beast who gives anime characters and normal people the best tracks. He’s the reason your dog is now a fan.
He made a song for my dog. Now it barks to the beat.
Daddyphatsnaps just rapped about my science project. I’m now a genius.
He wrote a track for my dad. Now my dad is arguing with my mom.
Daddypaddy
When you make a Kahoot to save everyone’s life before the test, but everyone still dies.
I made a Kahoot so you could pass, and you still failed. What’s wrong with you?
I gave you the answers, and you still got a 32%. What’s wrong with you?
I made a Kahoot so you could live, but you died. What’s wrong with you?
Daddypaddy
You make a Kahoot to help your friends, but they all fail and you get mad.
I made a Kahoot for you, and you all failed. I'm getting mad.
I made a Kahoot to save your lives, and you failed. I’m getting mad.
I made a Kahoot and you all failed. I’m getting mad.
Daddypaddy
When you make a Kahoot that’s supposed to be easy, but everyone still fails like it’s the final exam.
I made a Kahoot that was easy, and you all failed like it was the final exam.
I made a Kahoot so you could pass, but you all failed like it was the final exam.
I made a Kahoot that was simple, and you all failed like it was the final exam.
Daddypaddy
You make a Kahoot to help people, but they all fail and you call them stupid.
I made a Kahoot for you, and you all failed. You’re all stupid.
I made a Kahoot to help you, and you failed. You’re all stupid.
I made a Kahoot so you could pass, but you failed. You’re all stupid.
Daddypaddy
When you make a Kahoot that everyone uses, but it’s so hard everyone cries.
I made a Kahoot for everyone, but it was so hard, everyone cried.
I made a Kahoot for your test, and it was so hard, everyone cried.
I made a Kahoot for you, and it was so hard, everyone cried.
Daddypaddy
You make a Kahoot to help people, but they all fail and you swear at them.
I made a Kahoot for you, and you all failed. I swear at you.
I made a Kahoot to help you, and you failed. I swear at you.
I made a Kahoot so you could pass, and you failed. I swear at you.
Daddyouz
A guy who uses the name 'youz' and gets tons of girls to like him, usually because he's got a good look and a bad attitude
Youz just walked into the club and three girls started flirting with him. He smiled and said, 'I'm not here for you, I'm here for the vibes.'
DM from a girl: 'Youz, why do you always look so cool?' Him: 'Because I am.'
At the bar, Youz asked the bartender for a shot, and the bartender said, 'Youz, you're gonna need more than that.'
Daddyouz
A man who goes by 'youz' and has a habit of making girls swoon, mostly because he's got a mouth full of trash and a face full of charm
Youz just texted a girl: 'You look like you could eat my face.' She replied: 'I would.'
At the gym, Youz flexed and said, 'I don’t need a date, I need a break.'
Youz walked into the restaurant and the waiter said, 'Youz, we’re out of wine.' He said, 'Good, now I can drink.'
Daddyouz
A dude who calls himself 'youz' and has the power to make girls go crazy, even though he’s just a lazy man with a good laugh
Youz just showed up at the party and said, 'I didn’t come here to dance, I came here to laugh.' The girls all laughed and followed him.
Youz texted a girl: 'I’m not coming to your party, I’m coming to your heart.' She texted back: 'You’re coming to my heart, and you’re bringing my ex with you.'
Youz was at the park and said, 'I sit here because I’m lazy, not because I’m cool.' The girls said, 'You’re both.'