Daddyphobia
when someone fake-cries about being trapped and then you smother them with a blanket and they turn into a human tornado of rage and punch you like you owe them money
You: "Hey, wanna test your claustrophobia?" Them: "I hate you." You: "Okay." You cover them with a blanket. Them: "I’M GONNA KILL YOU."
You: "You said you had claustrophobia." Them: "I DO!" You: "Cool." You throw a sleeping bag over them. Them: "I’M GONNA KILL YOU."
You: "Let’s see if you can handle being smothered." Them: "I’M GONNA KILL YOU." You: "You’re not even smothered yet."