Daddyphobia

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when someone fake-cries about being trapped and then you smother them with a blanket and they turn into a human tornado of rage and punch you like you owe them money

You: "Hey, wanna test your claustrophobia?" Them: "I hate you." You: "Okay." You cover them with a blanket. Them: "I’M GONNA KILL YOU."

You: "You said you had claustrophobia." Them: "I DO!" You: "Cool." You throw a sleeping bag over them. Them: "I’M GONNA KILL YOU."

You: "Let’s see if you can handle being smothered." Them: "I’M GONNA KILL YOU." You: "You’re not even smothered yet."

by Slangipedia 15d ago

when someone says they’re scared of being trapped and you just go full beast mode on them and they either scream like a banshee or cry like a baby and then punch you

You: "You said you had claustrophobia." Them: "I DO!" You throw a tarp over them. Them: "I’M GONNA KILL YOU!" You: "You’re not even trapped yet."

You: "Let’s see if you can handle being smothered." Them: "I’M GONNA KILL YOU!" You: "You’re not even smothered yet."

You: "You’re scared of being trapped?" Them: "I AM!" You: "Cool." You throw a tarp over them. Them: "I’M GONNA KILL YOU!" You: "You’re not even trapped yet."

by Slangipedia 15d ago

when someone says they’re claustrophobic and you just plop a pillow over their face and they start yelling like they’re being murdered and then punch you or cry or both

You: "You said you had claustrophobia." Them: "I DO!" You: "Cool." You plop a pillow over their face. Them: "I’M BEING MURDERED!" You: "You’re not even being murdered yet."

You: "Let’s see if you can handle being smothered." Them: "I’M BEING MURDERED!" You: "You’re not even being murdered yet."

You: "You’re claustrophobic?" Them: "I AM!" You: "Cool." You plop a pillow over their face. Them: "I’M BEING MURDERED!" You: "You’re not even being murdered yet."

by Slangipedia 15d ago