Daddyphobia
when someone says they’re claustrophobic and you just plop a pillow over their face and they start yelling like they’re being murdered and then punch you or cry or both
You: "You said you had claustrophobia." Them: "I DO!" You: "Cool." You plop a pillow over their face. Them: "I’M BEING MURDERED!" You: "You’re not even being murdered yet."
You: "Let’s see if you can handle being smothered." Them: "I’M BEING MURDERED!" You: "You’re not even being murdered yet."
You: "You’re claustrophobic?" Them: "I AM!" You: "Cool." You plop a pillow over their face. Them: "I’M BEING MURDERED!" You: "You’re not even being murdered yet."