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Daddys-moneyitis
You think your daddy's money is the only thing that matters in life.
I failed my math test. My dad gave me a new car.
I got into a fight with my friend. My dad paid for a new one.
I ruined my mom’s dinner. My dad gave me a pizza.
Daddys-moneyitis
You're so rich that you don’t even know what a broke person feels like.
I got my allowance every week. I didn’t even know what a week was.
I bought a new phone. I didn’t even know my old one was broken.
I got a new suit for school. I didn’t even know what a suit was.
Daddys-moneyitis
You’re so spoiled that you think the world owes you everything.
I didn’t do my homework. My dad gave me an A.
I got into a fight with my teacher. My dad got me a new one.
I spilled my juice. My dad gave me a new drink.
Daddys little secret
When you sneak around with your daddy like you're both hiding from the cops
Mom walked in on us while we were eating pizza and watching horror movies
He told me to shut the door like it was a crime scene
We had to hide the evidence under the couch
Daddys little secret
When you and your daddy do what you do in the garage and it smells like burnt toast
He said it was a new kind of grilled cheese
The smoke alarm went off and mom thought we were burning the house down
We had to wear masks to keep from getting caught
Daddys little secret
When you're both getting in trouble for doing stuff you're not supposed to do
We got in trouble for using the internet instead of studying
Mom said we were both ‘too distracted’
We had to do extra chores for a week
Daddys little secret
When you're both lying to everyone and it's getting out of hand
We told everyone we were going to the movies
We lied about where we were for two weeks
Even the neighbor knew something was up
Daddys little secret
When you're both doing stuff that makes you feel like you're getting away with murder
We thought we were being smart
We laughed about it until mom showed up
We almost got caught eating ice cream in the hallway
Daddys little secret
When you and your daddy are both guilty and you're both hiding it
He told me to say I was doing homework
We both made up excuses
We had to act like we weren’t even in the same room
Daddys kiss
A daddy kiss is when a man with a face like a used tampon and a mustache like a raccoon gives you a kiss that smells like regret and cheap whiskey.
My uncle gave me a daddy kiss at the funeral. I now have a permanent taste of regret.
My boss gave me a daddy kiss after I messed up the reports. I want to quit.
My dad gave me a daddy kiss before I left for college. I cried. I still do.
Daddys kiss
A daddy kiss is the worst gin shot you can get in Cleveland. It tastes like old socks, loneliness, and the floor of a bar that hasn’t been cleaned since the 80s.
I had a daddy kiss at the bar. It was so bad I threw up in the parking lot.
My friend got a daddy kiss and now he hates gin forever.
I got a daddy kiss at my cousin’s wedding. It ruined the whole day.
Daddys Pasta Plate
Grabbing a big handful of spaghetti like it's gold and shoving it up someone's butt while you're still eating and then you suck their ass out like it's a lollipop
My uncle did this at the buffet and got kicked out
My mom said she saw my dad do it in the kitchen
My cousin texted me a photo of his friend doing it at the park
Daddys Pasta Plate
You take a fist full of noodles and stuff it up someone's butt while you're still chewing and then you lick their ass like it's a sundae
My brother did it at the pizza place and got in trouble
My friend's mom did it in the grocery store
My dad texted me a video of it happening at the diner
Daddys Pasta Plate
You grab a bunch of spaghetti and cram it in someone's butt and then you eat out of their ass like it's a bowl of soup
My sister did it at the family reunion and everyone laughed
My friend did it at the mall and got caught
My cousin's dad did it at the bar and got kicked out
Daddys Blowjaw
Daddys Blowjaw is when he stuffs your junk with gross stuff before he cums. He uses dirt, pee, a testicle, a clit, an eyeball, and a whole ass. Then he shoves it all up his own butt just to get off.
Dad just threw my cum in my face and said, 'Now you know what Blowjaw feels like.'
My dad filled my junk with a dead rat and said it was a 'testicle upgrade.'
Daddy Blowjaw happened again. I now have a hairball in my ass.
Daddys Blowjaw
Daddys Blowjaw is when he cums so hard he uses your body as a meat grinder. He throws everything in your face and then shoves it up his own butt like it's a snack.
Dad took my cum and mixed it with his own. Then he fed it to me like it was a breakfast special.
Dad took my cum, my hair, and my brother's lunch and used it as a Blowjaw recipe.
Dad said I was his 'favorite ingredient' for Blowjaw. I now have a tooth in my ass.
Daddys Blowjaw
Daddys Blowjaw is when he fills your junk with trash and then cums on it. He then eats it like it's a taco and calls it a 'blowjob upgrade.'
Dad threw my cum and my brother's homework in my face and said it was 'Blowjaw 2.0.'
Dad took my cum, my mom's lipstick, and my dog's hair for Blowjaw. I now have a split lip and a dog in my ass.
Dad did Blowjaw on me and said it was the 'best meal of the year.' I now have a mouth full of cum and dirt.
Daddypon
A dad who's so good at being a dad that he's like a god to the Nopon, especially that guy Riki who saved the day with more style than a fancy suit.
Daddypon is the reason I don't cry during math tests.
Riki is the real MVP, no cap.
My dad is a Daddypon and I’m proud.
Daddypon
A dad so awesome he’s basically a myth, like that guy Riki who kicked butt and took names.
Daddypon is why I don’t fail school.
Riki is the best dad ever, no questions asked.
My dad is a Daddypon, and I’m not lying.
Daddypon
A dad so good he’s practically a god, like Riki who made enemies cry and got the last laugh.
Daddypon is the reason I’m not a crybaby.
Riki is the dad I want to be when I grow up.
My dad is a Daddypon and I’m not jealous.
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