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Daddysicle

A juicy snack my man hands me, so good it makes me want to cry and laugh at the same time.

Bro just handed me a Daddysicle. I'm gonna die from happiness.

My man's Daddysicle is so good, I'm gonna start a cult.

I ate a Daddysicle and now I'm the king of the world.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddysicle

A mouthful of pure heaven my man gives me, so good it's like he's trying to make me immortal.

Daddysicle time. I'm gonna live forever.

My man gave me a Daddysicle. I'm not even kidding.

That Daddysicle was like a godsend.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddysicle

A snack so good my man gives it to me, and I'm gonna beat the crap out of anyone who doesn't like it.

I just ate a Daddysicle. If you don't like it, I'll punch you.

Daddysicle = my life. No one messes with my Daddysicle.

I got a Daddysicle. I'm happy. You're not. Deal with it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk I’m lazy

If you walk on Earth you’re dead meat if you’re still breathing

I saw you outside the store. You’re still alive? You must be a ghost.

You walked on Earth and lived? I guess I’m not the only one who’s cursed.

You exist? I thought the rule said you’d be dead by now.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk I’m lazy

If you’re on Earth you’re doomed if you’re not a ghost

You’re still here? You’re not a ghost? I’m getting worried.

I walked on Earth and survived. You should be dead.

You walked on Earth and you’re alive? I think you’re a monster.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk I’m lazy

If you step on Earth you’re a goner if you’re still breathing

You stepped on Earth and you’re still alive? I don’t know what you are.

You’re still breathing? I thought you were a goner.

You walked on Earth and you’re not dead? That’s not fair.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk I’m lazy

If you live on Earth you’re a waste of oxygen if you’re not a ghost

You’re still alive? You’re a waste of oxygen. I don’t even know what that means.

You walked on Earth and you’re still breathing? You’re a waste of oxygen.

You’re not a ghost and you’re still breathing? That’s just sad.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk I’m lazy

If you breathe on Earth you’re a mistake if you’re still here

You breathe on Earth and you’re still here? That’s a mistake.

You’re still here? I thought you’d be dead by now.

You breathe on Earth and you’re not dead? That’s a mistake.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk I’m lazy

If you’re on Earth you’re a joke if you’re still alive

You’re still alive? That’s a joke.

You walked on Earth and you’re not dead? That’s a joke.

You’re still breathing and you’re not a ghost? That’s a joke.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddyshag

You're getting money from a rich guy who you sleep with and he slaps your ass so hard you yell 'daddy' and cum like a baby

My sugar daddy just smacked my butt so hard I screamed 'Daddy' and came in my pants

He hits me so hard I go 'Daddy' and come like a dog

I got a new phone and a cumshot from my sugar daddy because he hit me

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddyshag

You're getting cash from a man who you bang and he punches your face so you yell 'daddy' and have a big orgasm

He punched me in the face and I screamed 'Daddy' and came all over my shirt

My sugar daddy hit me and I went 'Daddy' and got a big cumshot

He hit me so hard I yelled 'Daddy' and came like a f***ing idiot

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddyshag

You're taking money from a guy who you sleep with and he slaps you so hard you cry 'daddy' and get a big load

He slapped me and I cried 'Daddy' and came like a f***ing mess

He hit me so hard I yelled 'Daddy' and got a big cumshot

I got cash and a cumshot because my sugar daddy hit me like a f***ing beast

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddysappointment

What you turn into when you make daddy so mad he wants to punch you.

I failed my math test and now I'm Daddysappointment.

I skipped school and now I'm Daddysappointment.

I told my brother I was gonna beat him up and now I'm Daddysappointment.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddysappointment

The worst version of you that daddy has to live with.

I stayed up all night playing video games and now I'm Daddysappointment.

I got a D on my science project and now I'm Daddysappointment.

I lied to my mom and now I'm Daddysappointment.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddysappointment

When daddy is so disappointed he wants to throw you out the window.

I told my dad I was going to be a rock star and now I'm Daddysappointment.

I got grounded for eating all the cookies and now I'm Daddysappointment.

I said I'd clean my room and then I didn't and now I'm Daddysappointment.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddysappointment

When daddy is so annoyed he wants to scream in your face.

I forgot my homework and now I'm Daddysappointment.

I spilled soda on my dad's shirt and now I'm Daddysappointment.

I told my dad I'd be home at 8 and I came home at 10 and now I'm Daddysappointment.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddysappointment

What you become when you make daddy so angry he wants to hit you with a hammer.

I broke my dad's favorite lamp and now I'm Daddysappointment.

I didn't do my chores and now I'm Daddysappointment.

I told my dad I was gonna beat up my brother and now I'm Daddysappointment.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddysappointment

When you make daddy so sad he wants to cry in front of everyone.

I failed my report card and now I'm Daddysappointment.

I got in trouble at school and now I'm Daddysappointment.

I told my dad I was gonna leave home and now I'm Daddysappointment.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddys-moneyitis

When you’re so rich you think money grows out of your ass.

I paid for my dog’s gym membership. My dog is richer than me.

I threw a party for my cat. My cat got a goldfish as a gift.

I bought a mansion just to park my car in it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Daddys-moneyitis

You're so used to getting everything that you forget how to be poor.

I got a free iPhone. I didn’t even ask for it.

I threw out my old shoes because they were ‘last season’s flavor.’

I hired someone to clean my room. I didn’t even know how to sweep.

by Slangipedia 17d ago