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D.G.T.G.

When you're so mad you'd rather yell at a wall than let your friend mess up.

D. G. T. G. I'm not going to that bar. You're not going to that bar. Period.

D. G. T. G. I'll show you my ugly cousin if you go.

D. G. T. G. I've already told my dog about this.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.G.T.G.

A warning that sounds like a threat but is actually just you being dramatic.

D. G. T. G. I'll text you a goat video if you go to the mall with her.

D. G. T. G. I'll tell your mom about your failed math test.

D. G. T. G. I'll make you eat my leftovers for a week.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.G.T.G.

A magical phrase that stops your friend from doing something stupid, like going to a party.

D. G. T. G. I'll text you a goat video and your ex will text you too.

D. G. T. G. I'll post your lunch on TikTok if you go.

D. G. T. G. I've already told my dog, and he's ready.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.G.T.G.

What you say when you're tired of your friend's bad decisions and you're not going to let it happen.

D. G. T. G. I'm not going to that party. You're not going to that party. I'm watching you.

D. G. T. G. I'll tell your mom about your failed math test and your bad hair day.

D. G. T. G. I've told my dog, and he's going to that party with you.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.G.T.G.

The ultimate way of saying you're going to embarrass your friend if they go somewhere stupid.

D. G. T. G. I'll text you a goat video and your ex will text you too.

D. G. T. G. I'll post your lunch on TikTok if you go to that bar.

D. G. T. G. I've told my dog, and he's going with you.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.G.I.T

Don't even think about messing this up or I'll punch you in the face and call you a brain-dead moron.

DGIT, you idiot! I just explained it to you three times!

DGIT, I'm not even mad. I'm just disappointed.

DGIT! You're the reason I have a headache and a broken nose.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.G.I.T

You're so clueless, I could write a whole book about how clueless you are and still not be done.

DGIT, I'm not even going to explain it again. You're not worth it.

DGIT! You're like a kid who forgot how to count to ten.

DGIT, I'm going to cry in a corner because of you.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.G.I.T

If you don't get it, I swear I'll throw you out the window and call you a brainless blob.

DGIT, I'm not even going to waste my breath on you anymore.

DGIT! You're like a robot that forgot how to think.

DGIT! I'm going to throw you out the window and still not be done with you.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.G.I.T

You're so thick-headed, I could use you as a doorknob and still not be done with you.

DGIT, I'm not even going to explain it again. You're not worth it.

DGIT! You're like a brick wall and I'm the person trying to punch through it.

DGIT! I'm going to use you as a doorknob and still not be done with you.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.G.I.T

If you don't get it, I'll come to your house, throw a party, and still not be done with you.

DGIT! I'm not even going to explain it again. You're not worth it.

DGIT! You're like a party that never ends and I'm the person who has to go to it.

DGIT! I'll throw a party at your house and still not be done with you.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.G.I.F.U

A cursed reminder from Chris Brown and Tyga telling you not to mess up what’s already perfect, like your life, your hair, or your ex’s feelings.

D. G. I. F. U., I just got my hair done and now I’m gonna go out and get it ruined by some idiot.

D. G. I. F. U., My ex is back, and I’m not getting it fucked up again.

D. G. I. F. U., I just finished my pizza, and I ain’t letting nobody mess it up.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.G.I.F.U

A magical phrase that stops people from making bad decisions, like getting into a fight over a cheeseburger or forgetting to bring pants to a party.

D. G. I. F. U., I almost got into a fight over who got the last cheeseburger. D. G. I. F. U. saved me.

D. G. I. F. U., I forgot my pants, but I still went to the party. D. G. I. F. U. didn’t save me, but I still showed up.

D. G. I. F. U., I was about to scream at my little brother. Then I remembered D. G. I. F. U.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.G.I.F.U

A warning from the universe telling you not to mess up something that’s already good, like your grades, your relationship, or your mom’s cooking.

D. G. I. F. U., I got an A on my math test. I’m not gonna mess it up with a bad attitude.

D. G. I. F. U., My girlfriend is perfect. I’m not gonna ruin it with my dumb jokes.

D. G. I. F. U., My mom made lasagna. I’m not gonna burn it with my stupid cooking.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.G.I.F.U

A sacred rule that keeps people from doing stupid things, like talking during a movie, texting during a meeting, or singing in the shower like a total idiot.

D. G. I. F. U., I almost talked during the movie. I remembered D. G. I. F. U. and stayed quiet.

D. G. I. F. U., I was texting during the meeting. I almost got in trouble. D. G. I. F. U. saved me.

D. G. I. F. U., I was singing in the shower like a total idiot. I almost woke up my parents.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.G.I.F.U

A powerful spell that stops people from making mistakes, like spilling coffee on their shirt, eating the last slice of pizza, or yelling at their boss.

D. G. I. F. U., I almost spilled my coffee on my shirt. D. G. I. F. U. stopped me.

D. G. I. F. U., I ate the last slice of pizza. I should’ve remembered D. G. I. F. U.

D. G. I. F. U., I was about to yell at my boss. D. G. I. F. U. stopped me from being stupid.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.G.H.I.T.B.

A stupid game where people lie on the ground like dead pigs. If you flinch when the ball comes down, you're eliminated. If you get hit, you get to throw. If you miss, the closest person to the hit gets the next throw. You can put your hands up, but you can't move them. I won't tell you what DGHITB stands for, because I'm a mean person.

I lay there like a corpse, and my friend got hit by the ball. I was so proud, until I flinched when it came back.

My cousin missed the ball, and my uncle got the next throw. He laughed like a hyena.

I had my hands up, but I still got hit. I'm never playing this stupid game again.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.G.H.I.T.B.

It's like lying on the floor and trying not to get smacked by a ball. If you move or blink before it hits you, you're out. If you get hit, you get to throw. If you miss, the person closest to the hit gets the next throw. You can put your hands up, but you can't move them. It's the worst game ever.

I blinked when the ball came down and got eliminated. My friend laughed so hard he cried.

I missed the ball and my sister got to throw. I want to die.

My hands were up, but the ball still hit me. I'm a failure.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.G.H.I.T.B.

You lay on the ground like a dead person. If you move or twitch before the ball hits you, you're eliminated. If you get hit, you get to throw. If you miss, the person closest to the hit gets the next throw. You can put your hands up, but you can't move them. It’s the most ridiculous game ever made.

I twitched when the ball came down and got eliminated. My friend cackled like a madman.

I missed the ball and my brother got to throw. I hate this game.

My hands were up, but the ball still hit me. I'm officially a failure.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.G.F.

D. G. F. means you're so lazy you'd let your dog poop on the floor just to save energy.

I got a C on my math test. D. G. F. I'm gonna eat pizza and forget about it.

My mom said I can't go out with my friends. D. G. F. I'm gonna play video games until she dies.

He asked me to clean my room. D. G. F. I'm gonna sleep in the trash.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D.G.F.

D. G. F. is when you're so annoyed you'd punch a wall just to make a point.

My brother took my last chocolate bar. D. G. F. I threw my shoe at him.

My teacher made me stay after class. D. G. F. I screamed at the ceiling.

My dog ate my homework. D. G. F. I cried and then threw my dog out the window.

by Slangipedia 16d ago