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D-Howes Chicken Snacker
When your lover grabs a KFC chicken snacker, dunks it in ranch, and then shoves it up your butt like it's the last chicken nugget on Earth. It's messy, it's loud, and it's the best thing you've ever felt.
My girlfriend did this in my living room and laughed like a hyena.
He stuck a chicken snacker up my butt during a Zoom call and my boss asked if I was having a seizure.
At the park, my guy ate a chicken snacker and then fed it to me through my butt.
D-Howes Chicken Snacker
When your lover takes a chicken snacker, slaps it in ranch, and then shoves it so far up your butt it almost comes out your mouth. It's like a food fight in your intestines.
She did this at my birthday party and I had to leave the room to throw up.
He did this in the car and I had to pull over because it was too much.
My guy did this during a movie and I missed half of the ending.
D-Howes Chicken Snacker
When your lover takes a chicken snacker, drowns it in ranch, and then sticks it up your butt like it’s a sacred ritual. You might end up eating it later, and that’s just part of the madness.
My girlfriend did this in my kitchen and then we had to clean up a mess of ranch and chicken.
He stuck a chicken snacker up my butt at work and my coworkers thought I had a mental breakdown.
We did this at the mall and people were staring at us like we were crazy.
D-Howes Chicken Snacker
When your lover grabs a chicken snacker, dunks it in ranch, and then sticks it up your butt so hard it feels like you're being attacked by a chicken. It's messy, it's loud, and it's absolutely glorious.
She did this on my couch and left a trail of ranch from my butt to the floor.
He stuck a chicken snacker up my butt in the middle of a meeting and my boss was confused.
We did this in the park and people were laughing at us like we were doing a dance.
D-Howes Chicken Snacker
When your lover takes a chicken snacker, dips it in ranch, and then shoves it up your butt so deep it feels like a chicken is inside you. You’ll probably end up eating it later, and that’s just part of the fun.
She did this in my bedroom and I couldn’t stop laughing.
He stuck a chicken snacker up my butt during a football game and I missed the whole play.
We did this in the car and the chicken snacker came out my nose.
D-Howes Chicken Snacker
When your lover takes a chicken snacker, slaps it in ranch, and then shoves it up your butt like it’s the last chicken on Earth. It’s messy, it’s loud, and it’s the best kind of love.
She did this in my kitchen and I had to mop the floor.
He stuck a chicken snacker up my butt in the middle of a dinner party and everyone was confused.
We did this at the mall and people were taking pictures of us.
D-Hop
a guy who acts like a brain-dead donkey when he's actually smarter than everyone else
He failed the test on purpose just to make his friends feel better
He said 'I don't know what a calculator is' but he already knew the answer
He pretended to not understand the question but then solved it in front of the teacher
D-Hop
a man who’s so wise he could teach a donkey how to read and still have time to laugh at it
He learned from his failed relationship and now he dates only people who are rich and don’t talk
He watched his friend fail and said 'I won’t make the same mistake' and then failed too
He failed twice but now he’s the best at failing
D-Hop
a force so strong it could make a mountain cry and still have time to throw a tantrum
He didn’t back down when the teacher yelled at him and then got a detention
He stood up to the school bully and won, then got in trouble for it
He didn’t stop fighting even when the whole class was against him
D-Homski
When you take care of the stupid problem like it's your last damn job!
I D-Homski'd my mom's cat by feeding it 100 times a day.
I D-Homski'd my math test by cheating with a calculator and a side of snacks.
I D-Homski'd my brother by stealing his lunch and eating it in front of him.
D-Homski
When you do the work so hard it feels like you’re dying!
I D-Homski'd my homework by doing it at 3 a. m. with a bag of chips.
I D-Homski'd my chores by pretending they were a video game.
I D-Homski'd my mom's cleaning by making a mess twice as big.
D-Homski
When you go to extreme lengths just to get the job done!
I D-Homski'd my project by using glitter, confetti, and a tiny disco ball.
I D-Homski'd my job by working 12 hours just to avoid a tiny problem.
I D-Homski'd my dinner by eating it with a spoon, a fork, and a flamethrower.
D-Hawk
A sneaky way to tell everyone a girl is a cheap, cum-eating, bottom-feeder trash bag.
He called her a D-Hawk in front of the whole class. She turned red and walked out.
In the DMs, he wrote, 'You're a D-Hawk and you know it.'
At the party, he whispered, 'That girl is a D-Hawk and you all know it.'
D-Hawk
When you say a girl is a cum-soaked, low-life, bottom-of-the-barrel waste of space.
He said, 'She’s a D-Hawk and you know it.' Everyone laughed.
In the group chat, he typed, 'She’s the D-Hawk of the school.'
He yelled at her, 'You’re a D-Hawk and you’re gonna stay one!'
D-Hawk
A backhanded compliment that says a girl is a cum-gulping, low-end, dirt-cake disaster.
He said in the lunchroom, 'She’s a D-Hawk and she’s gonna be one forever.'
He texted her, 'You’re a D-Hawk and you’re proud of it.'
He said in front of the whole school, 'That girl is a D-Hawk and you all know it.'
D-Hawk
A mean way to say a girl is a cum-loving, cheap, gutter-dwelling piece of trash.
He called her a D-Hawk in the hallway and walked away.
He said in the chat, 'She’s the D-Hawk of the year.'
He whispered, 'You’re a D-Hawk and you’re gonna be one forever.'
D-Haul
A punishment that makes your brain scream and your teacher laugh.
I got a D-Haul for drawing a mustache on the principal’s face.
My D-Haul was so bad, the hall monitor asked if I was trying to kill time.
I got a D-Haul because I told the teacher her coffee was weak.
D-Haul
A time when you sit in a chair and wish you were dead.
My D-Haul was longer than my weekend.
I got a D-Haul for yelling ‘fart’ during the math test.
I sat through a D-Haul while my friend got to play video games.
D-Haul
A detention that feels like forever and smells like old pizza.
My D-Haul was so bad, I almost cried.
I got a D-Haul because I told the teacher her pants were on fire.
I sat in a D-Haul while my friend got to eat candy.
D-Haul
A time when you think you’ll never leave the school again.
I got a D-Haul for talking during the silent reading.
My D-Haul was so long, I forgot my own name.
I got a D-Haul because I told the teacher her hair was a disaster.
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