D-Hop

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a guy who acts like a brain-dead donkey when he's actually smarter than everyone else
He failed the test on purpose just to make his friends feel better
He said 'I don't know what a calculator is' but he already knew the answer
He pretended to not understand the question but then solved it in front of the teacher
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a man who’s so wise he could teach a donkey how to read and still have time to laugh at it
He learned from his failed relationship and now he dates only people who are rich and don’t talk
He watched his friend fail and said 'I won’t make the same mistake' and then failed too
He failed twice but now he’s the best at failing
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a force so strong it could make a mountain cry and still have time to throw a tantrum
He didn’t back down when the teacher yelled at him and then got a detention
He stood up to the school bully and won, then got in trouble for it
He didn’t stop fighting even when the whole class was against him
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