D-Howes Chicken Snacker

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When your lover grabs a KFC chicken snacker, dunks it in ranch, and then shoves it up your butt like it's the last chicken nugget on Earth. It's messy, it's loud, and it's the best thing you've ever felt.
My girlfriend did this in my living room and laughed like a hyena.
He stuck a chicken snacker up my butt during a Zoom call and my boss asked if I was having a seizure.
At the park, my guy ate a chicken snacker and then fed it to me through my butt.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When your lover takes a chicken snacker, slaps it in ranch, and then shoves it so far up your butt it almost comes out your mouth. It's like a food fight in your intestines.
She did this at my birthday party and I had to leave the room to throw up.
He did this in the car and I had to pull over because it was too much.
My guy did this during a movie and I missed half of the ending.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When your lover takes a chicken snacker, drowns it in ranch, and then sticks it up your butt like it’s a sacred ritual. You might end up eating it later, and that’s just part of the madness.
My girlfriend did this in my kitchen and then we had to clean up a mess of ranch and chicken.
He stuck a chicken snacker up my butt at work and my coworkers thought I had a mental breakdown.
We did this at the mall and people were staring at us like we were crazy.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When your lover grabs a chicken snacker, dunks it in ranch, and then sticks it up your butt so hard it feels like you're being attacked by a chicken. It's messy, it's loud, and it's absolutely glorious.
She did this on my couch and left a trail of ranch from my butt to the floor.
He stuck a chicken snacker up my butt in the middle of a meeting and my boss was confused.
We did this in the park and people were laughing at us like we were doing a dance.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When your lover takes a chicken snacker, dips it in ranch, and then shoves it up your butt so deep it feels like a chicken is inside you. You’ll probably end up eating it later, and that’s just part of the fun.
She did this in my bedroom and I couldn’t stop laughing.
He stuck a chicken snacker up my butt during a football game and I missed the whole play.
We did this in the car and the chicken snacker came out my nose.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When your lover takes a chicken snacker, slaps it in ranch, and then shoves it up your butt like it’s the last chicken on Earth. It’s messy, it’s loud, and it’s the best kind of love.
She did this in my kitchen and I had to mop the floor.
He stuck a chicken snacker up my butt in the middle of a dinner party and everyone was confused.
We did this at the mall and people were taking pictures of us.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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