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Daezjon
Daezjon is the kind of guy who could turn a bad day into a good one just by showing up
He showed up to my birthday party and I forgot why I was even sad
My crush ignored me for a week until Daezjon said hi
He walked into the store and the cashier forgot how to count money
Daezjon
Daezjon is so outgoing he could make a shy person talk to a wall
He started a conversation with the security guard and now they're best friends
He talked to my dog and the dog responded
He walked into the room and I forgot how to sit down
Daezia
A black goddess with legs so strong they could bench press a truck. She’s smart as hell and won’t let you forget it. You’ll know her when you see her because she’s the kind of woman who makes your brain do backflips.
My ex tried to leave me for a model. I told her the model would be lucky to have her legs.
I saw Daezia in the grocery store. I walked into the aisle and forgot my shopping list.
She texted me: 'You forgot my birthday. I'm coming over to remind you.' I didn’t forget. I just didn’t want to remember.
Daezia
A woman so good she invented the word 'amazing' just to describe herself. She’s got the brain of a genius and the patience of a saint. If you ever meet her, you’ll wish you were her sidekick.
My friend said Daezia was the only person who could calm down a group of rowdy kids in a minute.
I asked her for help with my math. She gave me a look and I got an A+ just from being near her.
She told me, 'You’re like a broken calculator. I’m fixing you.' I’m still broken.
Daezia
A woman who’s so hot she could melt the ice in the fridge. She’s got a brain that could win a Nobel Prize and the heart of a warrior. You’ll know her when you feel your brain shut down just from looking at her.
I saw her in the gym. I walked in, did ten push-ups, and my brain told me to give up.
She called me and said, 'I just broke my ex’s heart. Want to help me celebrate?' I said yes. I ended up breaking my own.
My dog saw her and tried to bark at her. The dog got a facepalm from her. I got a facepalm from the dog.
Daezel
Daezel is a sly little brat who talks way too much and trips over her own feet like a drunk flamingo. She acts like your mom but also stares at boys like they’re the last piece of pizza.
I saw Daezel trying to flirt with the barista and tripped into a coffee machine.
She said, 'He’s cute like a puppy. I might marry him.' Then she spilled her soda on a guy.
Daezel texted me: 'He has eyes like chocolate and a smile like a slap.' What even is that?
Daezel
Daezel is a tiny human with a big mouth who thinks she's the queen of everything. She'll drop her phone in a puddle just to flirt with a guy.
Daezel walked into a puddle on purpose to make a guy laugh. She didn’t care about her phone.
She told me, 'That guy is hot enough to melt my brain.' Then she got distracted by a squirrel.
Daezel sent a message: 'He’s the best thing since sliced bread and glitter.' Who even uses glitter?
Daezel
Daezel is like a puppy with a mouth full of glitter and swear words. She’s short but she thinks she’s the whole damn world.
Daezel tried to kiss a guy but fell into a trash can. She laughed like it was a party.
She said, 'He’s the best thing since my last failed relationship and my ex’s bad hair.'
Daezel texted me: 'He’s cute. I might die of happiness.' Then she tripped again.
Daezel
Daezel is the kind of person who will swear at a squirrel just to get a guy’s attention. She’s short, loud, and never shuts up.
Daezel yelled at a squirrel and then tried to flirt with a guy. Both ignored her.
She told me, 'He’s better than my ex. My ex once tried to eat my pizza.'
Daezel said, 'He’s like a superhero but with better hair.' Then she knocked over a lamp.
Daezel
Daezel is a tiny human who thinks she's a legend. She’ll drop her phone in a river just to flirt with a guy.
Daezel dropped her phone in a river because she saw a guy. She didn’t care.
She said, 'That guy is better than my ex who once tried to steal my chicken nuggets.'
Daezel texted me: 'He’s hot like a microwave and I want to marry him.' I don’t know what that means.
Daezel
Daezel is like a confused puppy who also knows how to swear. She’s short, loud, and thinks she's the center of the universe.
Daezel tried to flirt with a guy and got distracted by a pigeon. She dropped her phone again.
She yelled at a pigeon and said, 'That guy is better than your last boyfriend, Karen.'
Daezel texted me: 'He’s the best thing since my last failed relationship and my ex’s bad hair.' I don’t know what that means.
Daezarria
The queen of the poop palace. She’s so pretty it hurts. She fell for Hades because he had the best snacks in the afterlife.
Daezarria is the reason why my soul is in pain.
I’d marry Hades just to get a free snack.
She’s so beautiful I cried in math class.
Daezarria
The hot mess of the dead. She’s the reason your ex is in the afterlife. She hooked up with Hades because he had a nice vibe.
Daezarria’s the reason I’m stuck with my ex.
Hades is just a vibe guy.
She’s hotter than my mom’s gossip.
Daezarria
The goddess of the gross stuff. She’s so pretty it made me fail a test. She got with Hades because he had a good life.
Daezarria made me fail math for life.
Hades has the best life ever.
She’s prettier than my lunch.
Daezarria
The queen of the dead who’s too pretty for her own good. She got with Hades because he had the best snacks and a good life.
Daezarria’s too pretty for me to handle.
Hades has snacks and a good life.
She’s like my crush but dead.
Daezarria
The goddess of the dead who’s also a heartbreaker. She’s so beautiful it broke my brain. She fell for Hades because he had the best snacks.
Daezarria broke my brain in math class.
Hades has the best snacks.
She’s beautiful like my crush.
Daezarria
The queen of the afterlife who’s so pretty it made me cry. She fell for Hades because he had snacks and a good life.
Daezarria made me cry in the bathroom.
Hades has snacks and a good life.
She’s pretty like my crush.
Daezah
Daezah is a hot mess who gets all the likes and stares. She’s got a golden spoon up her ass and thinks she’s the best thing since sliced bread. She’s quiet until someone says the wrong thing, then she yells like a banshee and doesn’t trust any guy who isn’t rich.
She saw a guy in the cafeteria and yelled, 'You ain't even good enough to be my backup plan.'
She blocked 5 guys in one day because they didn’t text her back fast enough.
She said, 'I’m fine, but I’m still mad you didn’t bring me pizza.'
Daezah
Daezah is a looker who gets everything handed to her. She’s got a bad attitude and thinks she’s the queen of the school. She’ll whisper sweet nothings to you until she sees you talking to someone else, then she’ll flip out and call you a f***ing idiot.
She said, 'You’re the best, but don’t even think about talking to that girl.'
She walked into the room and said, 'I’m here, so you better act like it.'
She flipped out when she saw her ex and said, 'You f***ing idiot, I still love you.'
Daezah
Daezah is a total diva who thinks everyone revolves around her. She’s got a sharp tongue and a sharp eye for guys, but she’ll turn on you in a second if you don’t treat her right. She’s fine, but she won’t let you forget it.
She said, 'You didn’t even text me back, so you’re not my friend anymore.'
She saw her ex and said, 'You think you’re cool, but I still love you.'
She walked into the room and said, 'I’m here, so you better act like it.'
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