Daezia
A woman who’s so hot she could melt the ice in the fridge. She’s got a brain that could win a Nobel Prize and the heart of a warrior. You’ll know her when you feel your brain shut down just from looking at her.
I saw her in the gym. I walked in, did ten push-ups, and my brain told me to give up.
She called me and said, 'I just broke my ex’s heart. Want to help me celebrate?' I said yes. I ended up breaking my own.
My dog saw her and tried to bark at her. The dog got a facepalm from her. I got a facepalm from the dog.