Daezia

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A black goddess with legs so strong they could bench press a truck. She’s smart as hell and won’t let you forget it. You’ll know her when you see her because she’s the kind of woman who makes your brain do backflips.

My ex tried to leave me for a model. I told her the model would be lucky to have her legs.

I saw Daezia in the grocery store. I walked into the aisle and forgot my shopping list.

She texted me: 'You forgot my birthday. I'm coming over to remind you.' I didn’t forget. I just didn’t want to remember.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A woman so good she invented the word 'amazing' just to describe herself. She’s got the brain of a genius and the patience of a saint. If you ever meet her, you’ll wish you were her sidekick.

My friend said Daezia was the only person who could calm down a group of rowdy kids in a minute.

I asked her for help with my math. She gave me a look and I got an A+ just from being near her.

She told me, 'You’re like a broken calculator. I’m fixing you.' I’m still broken.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A woman who’s so hot she could melt the ice in the fridge. She’s got a brain that could win a Nobel Prize and the heart of a warrior. You’ll know her when you feel your brain shut down just from looking at her.

I saw her in the gym. I walked in, did ten push-ups, and my brain told me to give up.

She called me and said, 'I just broke my ex’s heart. Want to help me celebrate?' I said yes. I ended up breaking my own.

My dog saw her and tried to bark at her. The dog got a facepalm from her. I got a facepalm from the dog.

by Slangipedia 14d ago