Daezel - Daezel is a tiny human who thinks she's a legend. She’ll dro

Daezel is a tiny human who thinks she's a legend. She’ll drop her phone in a river just to flirt with a guy.

Daezel dropped her phone in a river because she saw a guy. She didn’t care.

She said, 'That guy is better than my ex who once tried to steal my chicken nuggets.'

Daezel texted me: 'He’s hot like a microwave and I want to marry him.' I don’t know what that means.