Daezel
Daezel is a tiny human with a big mouth who thinks she's the queen of everything. She'll drop her phone in a puddle just to flirt with a guy.
Daezel walked into a puddle on purpose to make a guy laugh. She didn’t care about her phone.
She told me, 'That guy is hot enough to melt my brain.' Then she got distracted by a squirrel.
Daezel sent a message: 'He’s the best thing since sliced bread and glitter.' Who even uses glitter?