Daezel
Daezel is like a confused puppy who also knows how to swear. She’s short, loud, and thinks she's the center of the universe.
Daezel tried to flirt with a guy and got distracted by a pigeon. She dropped her phone again.
She yelled at a pigeon and said, 'That guy is better than your last boyfriend, Karen.'
Daezel texted me: 'He’s the best thing since my last failed relationship and my ex’s bad hair.' I don’t know what that means.