Discover Slang

I had a full conversation with my fridge and it just opened and closed.

I told my fridge it was ugly and it just hummed at me.

I asked my fridge if it wanted to go out and it just made a weird noise.

My mom said I got a B because I forgot my name on the paper. I said, 'That's D. N. S. I'm the king of the classroom.'

He got a traffic ticket for driving 15 mph in a 25 mph zone. He posted it on Instagram like it was a Nobel Prize.

She said her dog walked into a wall. I told her that's D. N. S., it's just a dog being a dog.

He dropped his phone in the toilet and cried like it was the end of the world. Classic D. N. S.

She said her cat pooped on her shoes. She called it a 'fashion statement.' That's D. N. S.

He got a C on a test and said it was a 'major setback.' That's D. N. S. at its finest.

He got a ticket for parking in front of a fire hydrant and said it was the start of a new era. D. N. S.+

She missed her bus and cried like it was the end of the world. That's D. N. S.+

He failed his math test and said he was 'going to jail for math.' That's D. N. S.++

She spilled a little soda on her shirt and called it a 'fashion disaster.' That's D. N. S.

He got a paper cut and started a war with the pencil. That's D. N. S.

She got a bad hair day and said it was the end of her career. That's D. N. S.

He said his phone died and called it a 'major loss.' That's D. N. S.

She got a B+ and said it was a 'big deal.' That's D. N. S.

He said his pants were on backwards and called it a 'fashion revolution.' That's D. N. S.

Your mom texted you about the broken lamp. You replied, 'It’s broken. So what?'.

You got a C on a test. You said, 'I’m still going to eat pizza.'

Your dog peed on the carpet. You said, 'So what? It’s just a carpet.'

Your teacher yelled at you. You said, 'I’m not even listening.'

You got a call from your dad. You said, 'I’m busy. Or not. Whichever.'

Your friend asked you to hang out. You said, 'I don’t care. I’m just sitting here.'

Your phone died. You said, 'It’s dead. So what?'.

You spilled soda on your shirt. You said, 'I look like a disaster. So what?'.

Your friend’s dog bit you. You said, 'That’s just life.'

Your mom screamed at you. You said, 'I’m not even mad.'

Your teacher gave you detention. You said, 'I don’t even care.'

Your friend broke your favorite toy. You said, 'So what? It was already broken.'

You got a bad grade. You said, 'I’m still going to sleep.'

You missed the bus. You said, 'I’m still going to eat breakfast.'

You forgot your homework. You said, 'I’ll just sleep through class.'

Your friend said you messed up. You said, 'I’m still the best.'

You got a bad grade. You said, 'I’m still going to win.'

Your dog peed on your bed. You said, 'It’s just a bed. I’m still the king.'

"Who broke the teacher's coffee?" "D. N. Saggen."

"Who drew on the principal's face?" "D. N. Saggen."

"Who stole the lunch money?" "D. N. Saggen."

"Who cheated on the math test?" "D. N. Saggen."

"Who peed in the pool?" "D. N. Saggen."

"Who told the teacher about the skunk?" "D. N. Saggen."

"Who threw the glitter in the air?" "D. N. Saggen!"

"Who locked the principal in the closet?" "D. N. Saggen!"

"Who set the gym on fire?" "D. N. Saggen!"

You: I saved up for this trip just to see you. Her: Oh, I'm just being smart.

You: I flew across the country for you. Her: I'm just trying to save money.

You: I bought you dinner. Her: I'm just planning my future.

You: I'm going to save up for us. Her: Oh, you're just being boring.

You: I'm going to travel with you. Her: I'm just trying to be smart.

You: I'm going to spend my money on you. Her: I'm just being economical.

You: I'll save up for you. Her: I'm just being smart. You: I'll travel with you. Her: I'm just being practical. You: I'll spend my time on you. Her: I'm just being economical.

You: I gave you my heart. Her: I'm just saving money.

You: I traveled for you. Her: I'm just being smart.

You: I spent my time on you. Her: I'm just being efficient.

You: I’ll save up for us. Her: I’m just being smart.

You: I’ll travel with you. Her: I’m just being efficient.

You: I’ll spend my time on you. Her: I’m just being economical.