D.M.S.M.A.T
D. M. S. M. A. T is when a girl says she’s saving money but she’s really just being a know-it-all
You: I’ll save up for us. Her: I’m just being smart.
You: I’ll travel with you. Her: I’m just being efficient.
You: I’ll spend my time on you. Her: I’m just being economical.