D.M.S.M.A.T

You: I saved up for this trip just to see you. Her: Oh, I'm just being smart.

You: I flew across the country for you. Her: I'm just trying to save money.

You: I bought you dinner. Her: I'm just planning my future.

You: I'm going to save up for us. Her: Oh, you're just being boring.

You: I'm going to travel with you. Her: I'm just trying to be smart.

You: I'm going to spend my money on you. Her: I'm just being economical.

You: I'll save up for you. Her: I'm just being smart. You: I'll travel with you. Her: I'm just being practical. You: I'll spend my time on you. Her: I'm just being economical.

You: I gave you my heart. Her: I'm just saving money.

You: I traveled for you. Her: I'm just being smart.

You: I spent my time on you. Her: I'm just being efficient.

You: I’ll save up for us. Her: I’m just being smart.

You: I’ll travel with you. Her: I’m just being efficient.

You: I’ll spend my time on you. Her: I’m just being economical.

You: I’ll save up for you. Her: I’m just being smart.

You: I’ll travel with you. Her: I’m just being better.

You: I’ll spend my money on you. Her: I’m just being efficient.