D.M.S.M.A.T
D. M. S. M. A. T is when a girl tries to be fancy after you spent all your time and money on her
You: I saved up for this trip just to see you. Her: Oh, I'm just being smart.
You: I flew across the country for you. Her: I'm just trying to save money.
You: I bought you dinner. Her: I'm just planning my future.