My mom said I got a B because I forgot my name on the paper. I said, 'That's D. N. S. I'm the king of the classroom.'

He got a traffic ticket for driving 15 mph in a 25 mph zone. He posted it on Instagram like it was a Nobel Prize.

She said her dog walked into a wall. I told her that's D. N. S., it's just a dog being a dog.