D.N.S. (Dumb Nigga Shit)

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When you take simple stuff and make it sound fancy just to impress people who don't know better.

My mom said I got a B because I forgot my name on the paper. I said, 'That's D. N. S. I'm the king of the classroom.'

He got a traffic ticket for driving 15 mph in a 25 mph zone. He posted it on Instagram like it was a Nobel Prize.

She said her dog walked into a wall. I told her that's D. N. S., it's just a dog being a dog.

Making something stupid seem important just to feel special.

He dropped his phone in the toilet and cried like it was the end of the world. Classic D. N. S.

She said her cat pooped on her shoes. She called it a 'fashion statement.' That's D. N. S.

He got a C on a test and said it was a 'major setback.' That's D. N. S. at its finest.

When you act like a big deal happened, but it was actually just you being clueless.

He got a ticket for parking in front of a fire hydrant and said it was the start of a new era. D. N. S.+

She missed her bus and cried like it was the end of the world. That's D. N. S.+

He failed his math test and said he was 'going to jail for math.' That's D. N. S.++

Taking a tiny problem and turning it into a huge mess just to look cool.

She spilled a little soda on her shirt and called it a 'fashion disaster.' That's D. N. S.

He got a paper cut and started a war with the pencil. That's D. N. S.

She got a bad hair day and said it was the end of her career. That's D. N. S.

When you take something simple and add a bunch of fake importance just to feel superior.

He said his phone died and called it a 'major loss.' That's D. N. S.

She got a B+ and said it was a 'big deal.' That's D. N. S.

He said his pants were on backwards and called it a 'fashion revolution.' That's D. N. S.